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@sconeboi

// the kids call me simon snow because i too am confused and queer // search #fic for snowbaz fics
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they’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line– our trio’s down to two!

…I like to think that this was canon 

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sconeboi

fkcujucking perfection.

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✧World of Mages Spellbook✧

A little bird told me: a spell to make birds deliver messages

A place for everything, and everything in its place: teleports target to its rightful place

An Englishman’s word is his bond: binds an oath with magic, breaking the bond makes your hand cramp up and you would loose your voice for a few weeks

And we all fall down: makes the target fall to the ground

April Showers: re-blooms flowers

As you were: returns a broken/misplaced object to its original state

Back off: pushes someone away from you

Back to start: resets something to its original state

Be our guest: the guest of a home will become immune to all dangers created inside the house

Bend over backwards: makes the target bend over backwards uncontrollably

Candle in the wind: Increases stamina, but can backfire by creating a fire you can’t put out

Cat got your tongue: effects unknown, a “wicked spell,” most likely vanishes one’s tongue temporarily

Clean as a whistle: cleans off the dirt you can see from the target

Come out, come out, wherever you are: makes something hidden appear

Dead in the air: kills everything flying in the air within a certain radius

Don’t worry, be happy: calms the target down

Early to bed and early to rise: a healing spell

Fine tooth comb - _____! : finds a particular phrase/name from a book

Float like a butterfly: allows the caster to float to the ground effortlessly

Get well soon: a healing spell

Hair of the dog: to cure a hangover

Have a break, have a Kit-Kat: crumbles rocks

Hell hath no fury: conjures large amounts of controllable fire

Helter skelter: A children’s spell to make things go flying when throwing a tantrum

Here ye, here ye: to make one’s voice carry 

Hurry up:  makes vehicles move faster

Hush little baby: calms the target down 

Into thin air: to vanish a mess

It’s show time: reveals something hidden

Ix-nay on the atford-Way: the victim will be unable to talk about magic to any Normal

Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home: for casting out pests and mice

Let there be light: conjures light around the area

Make a wish: extinguishes a flame

Make way for the king: clears traffic from a road while driving

Nonsense: a spell for scared children, for sweeping away practical jokes and flights of fancy

Olly ollly oxen free: makes something hidden appear

On love’s light wings: to make a person float, only works if you understand the Great Vowel Shift of the Sixteenth Century and if you’re stupidly in love

Open Sesame: opens doors dramatically

Out, out, damned spot: removes stains, especially blood and “unspeakable things”

Paper beats rock: When the spelled paper hits the target, they become unconscious (not sure about this one?)

Resistance is futile: makes the target stop resisting

Run for your life: gives the target stamina to run quickly away from danger

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you: reveals something hidden

See what I mean: enables the caster to write in the air with their finger

Simon says: feeds magic into the target to give them the ability to cast a spell

Some like It hot: warms food and beverages

Stand your ground: spells one’s feet into the dirt

Stay put: to keep your hat in place on your head

Stay the course: puts a car in “auto-pilot” while driving

Take it away: to vanish a mess

The lady’s not for turning: a spell to be used in combat, especially for women, effects unknown

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth: forces out honesty

There’s nothing to see here: to refocus attention

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for: hides something out of view

Twinkle, twinkle little star: teleports the caster to a space-like world? 

Tyger, tyger, burning bright: immolates the caster in a burst of flames

U can’t touch this: barrier spell, only works if the threat knows the song

Up, up and away: teleports/levitates an object to a desired location, should not be used on humans, because you can accidentally pull out their lungs through their shoulders

You’re getting warmer: warms the target

Your attention please: to attract attention

this is every spell from Carry On by @rainbowrowell ! this took so long but it was worth it!

#carry on#snowbaz#rainbow rowell#fangirl#simon snow#baz pitch
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Anonymous asked:

"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" screams baz at the (handsome) insolent donkey on his property. The donkey blinks back with large blue eyes. "Get out of my thoughts, then." Baz doesn't know what to say. "O - onions..." he stammers. "Yes, Basilton. Onions." They share a passionate kiss as the sun sets.

sconeboi answered:

this is the worst/greatest thing i have ever read

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carryonbydefault

Is this somehow related to shrek?

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sourcherrrysnow

I don’t think shrek has anything to with this lol wyd

I think this post dives deep into the mind of our dear tyrannosaurus. I’d like to dive deeper. Give me a minute to organize my thoughts.

First, snow obviously embodies the donkey. In the wonderful shriek movies, donkey is hated by Shrek at first. He pulls Shrek out of his comfort zone, sets the ball rolling for his evacuation of the swamp.

Snow does this to Baz as well. When he first came to watford, he knew how it worked. He grew up there. Now, here’s this child taking his spot as “child to the headmaster” or whatever else which makes him feel threatened which leads us back to the story of Shrek

Second, the blue eyed donkey saying “get out of my thoughts” is quite the representation for snow. The word insolent implies that the “donkey” is acting disrespectful but honestly, it seems he’s just confused, saying a sentence like that out of nowhere. He’s bad with words. Just like Simon

Finally, Baz falling into mumbling Mumbo jumbo and simon agreeing with said jumbo etcetera, shows that, though we thought simon was just being a confused donkey, they really are in each other’s heads.

And honestly the kissing was just inevitable.

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sconeboi

stop professionally analyzing this cursed ask

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Anonymous asked:

"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" screams baz at the (handsome) insolent donkey on his property. The donkey blinks back with large blue eyes. "Get out of my thoughts, then." Baz doesn't know what to say. "O - onions..." he stammers. "Yes, Basilton. Onions." They share a passionate kiss as the sun sets.

this is the worst/greatest thing i have ever read

#nope definitely the worst
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this is what you want

length: 1.9k

type: angst and lovely fluff

warnings: blood, killing a monster

  • Based on this quote:
  • “Sharing a room you hate most is like sharing a room with a siren. (The kind on police cars, not the kind who try to entrap you when you cross the English Channel.)” -Simon Snow, pg. 166
  • AU where Simon and Baz cross the English channel on a quest, but Baz gets seduced by a siren on their way

thank you to @acraycratfangirl and @the-jeans for being my amazing betas!

#thank you for all the love i got on "the knight's truce#it really means alot#carry on#snowbaz#rainbow rowell#snowbaz fanfiction#simon snow#baz pitch#fic
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