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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am

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Hello there! I'm Soph, 21 and from the UK. Also I’m a Law Graduate :3 This is a multi-fandom blog and also a multi-shipper blog. Feel free to send me a message! Would love to get to know more people!
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Omg rly ??

yes! really!

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GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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jukaidream

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

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caprifreak

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

I could really use a miracle. So why not

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

My mom needs an insurance form signed ASAP or we might be in trouble next month, and I have a trip to go on and my hours were just cut this week at work, here’s to hoping

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

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based on a true story

I don’t think Fortnite is to blame for kids nowadays not reading…

That’s the joke. It’s the authoritarian overbearing parent.

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ranty9000

He was being sarcastic lol

Reminded me of these

That violin one hit close to home.

I remember doing homework once, asked my grandmother if she was proud of me. “Do some thing for me to be proud of.” That hurt.

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bundibird

That comic up there – I witnessed almost that exact scenario. Teacher wanted the kids to all pick books. One kid spots something on the shelf and gets visibly excited. Pulls it out and starts reading. Teacher sees it, snatches it off him and tells him that this is a book for 8 year olds (the kid was 15ish) and tells him to get a book more appropriate for his age. Kid slouches around the shelves for about 10 minutes, finally picks up a book at random and sits in his chair tucking the edges of each page into the binding to make that looped-page look. He didn’t read a word. He sat there and did this to his book for the remainder of the reading session:

He had been genuinely excited about the 8 year old book he’d picked up. It was a new one in a series he used to read as a younger kid. He’d been actively sitting and reading, and then he was embarrassed in front of his classmates, told off for reading a kids book, and voila. He lost all enthusiasm for reading anything else that day.

What’s worse? That kid had been hit by a car like a year and a half earlier. Severe brain trauma. Had to re-learn a lot of basic things, like how to speak and how to read.

An 8 year old book would have been perfect for him. Easy enough to read that it would have helped rebuild his confidence in his own reading ability. A book meant for 15/16 years olds? A lot harder to read than a book for 8 year olds. Especially if you’re recovering from a relatively recent brain injury.

And yeah, the teacher knew all about his brain injury, and the recovery. He just seemed go be of the opinion that the kid was 15, so he should be reading books for 15 year olds, irrespective of brain injury.

Reading this thread I’m reminded of Daniel Pennae’s The Rights of the Reader, which can be found in a lot of bookshops and school libraries: 

The child speaking at the bottom in Quentin Blake’s distinctive spiky handwriting is saying ‘10 rights, 1 warning: Don’t make fun of people who don’t read - or they never will’

I remember at one point at my old school, I’d read so much one year for that AR test thing that they banned me from the Library just cause I was reading so much.

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miguelo-hara

Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

HE JUST FUCKIN MOVES ROUND THE CURTAIN OH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST META JOKE I’VE EVER SEEN

The musical that gave us, among other things, Draco Malfoy wanting a rocketship, “Rumbleroar” and of course Cornelius Fudge looking Voldemort in the eye and saying “I STILL DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BACK”

In other words, the best Harry Potter adaptation EVER

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lxndrh

Oh I do NOT like that there’s a whole generation that does not know Darren Criss from AVPM

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gncfag-moved

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

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hepalien

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

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absolutepie

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

Sam: can’t believe you caused the crash that killed Princess Diana

Bucky:

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