Sousuke: What do you want me to do? Aiichiro: Smile! Sousuke: [Smiles] Momotaro: … Oh, crap, that’s terrifying! Aiichiro: We’re here to cheer up Rin-senpai, not kill Batman!

Haruka: Did you do it? Nagisa: Something goes wrong and you blame me!? After all these years where’s the trust, Haru-chan?! Haruka: [Looks at him] Nagisa: … Yeah, I did it.

[When Nagisa had his crisis and didn’t want to come out of Haru’s living room]

Makoto: I think we should use this opportunity to practice our parenting skills. Haruka: Mh, good idea. That way, if we screw up, it’s just Nagisa. Nagisa [from the other room]: … Hey, I heard you!

Sousuke: That’s what you wanted. Me, Rin and Nanase in the same room at the same time. Kisumi: I can’t believe you guys! We’re all together in the same room! This room! Honestly, I don’t think I could be any happier right now! Rin: Wanna bet? Makoto: [Appearing from around corner and smiling] Hi! Kisumi: [Crying] Oh, Makoto is here! Kisumi: [Shoving Rin, Sousuke and Haru aside and running to him] Makoto!

Rin: Screw that guy! Makoto: Yeah! Rin: … Makoto: … Oh, God. You’re a terrible influence. Rin: You need me.

About Rin’s stolen diary.

Momotaro: Senpai, what does it look like? Rin: It is the ultimate manifestation of love, passion, hate, pain and every emotion I’ve ever felt in my 18 years on this beautiful Earth. Sousuke: It’s a ratty pink book with an australian flag on it.

Haruka: Makoto. We have to go. Kisumi: I’m sorry, Haru, was I not just in the middle of a story?  Haruka: I wasn’t really that interested in it.

Rin: Thanks for not saying “I told you so.” Rei: But I did say “I told you so.” Repeatedly.

Makoto: Remember what you told me that time when we went to the water park and I was scared to go down the giant water slide? Haruka: “Keep your mouth closed at the bottom, there might be pee in the pool”? Makoto: … Yes, but you also said: “No matter how scared you are, just push ahead and don’t look down.” Haruka: Ah.

Nagisa: Haru-chan, Haru-chan, Haru-chan! Can I say something that will probably annoy you? Haruka: Since when do you ask for permission?

Gou: Look, you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you! I am all about support! “Support” is my middle name! Nagisa: So that’s why you never told me your middle name! I figured it was something embarrassing!

Nagisa: Rei-chan, read my thoughts the way Mako-chan does with Haru-chan! Rei: I don’t know how to do that! Nagisa: Yes, you do! Ready? Rei: … Fine. Rock and hopping Iwatobi bread…? Nagisa: My God, it’s crazy! That’s exactly what I was thinking! … It was just a test. Ready? Rei: … Still rock and hopping Iwatobi bread. Nagisa: … Damn! One more time!

Rin [to Iwatobi and Samezuka teams]: Well then, we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without? Sousuke: Probably Nanase.

Nagisa: That’s because Haru-chan has a challenging personality! Rin: What he means is he’s mostly a jerk. But, every once in a while, he can be a dick.

Momotaro: I have a fetish for damsels in distress! Gou: Don’t be sexist! Momotaro: Not at all! My services are also available to gentlemen in distress! It’s an equal opportunity fetish!

Momotaro: And I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick! Aiichiro: … No offense, but you’re the sidekick.

Nagisa: Mako-chan, I think I speak for all of us when—… Haruka: He doesn’t. Rei: He doesn’t.