i’m sure that this won’t get traction but

where are the smutty x reader fics of jacked guys loving on girls who aren’t tiny 20 year old darlings, but those guys sure as hell make you feel that way?

give me sugar daddy!toji who wants a sweet cutie pie that’s not half his age. give me pro hero!deku that loves your curves and can manhandle you better than anyone else. give me daddy!gojo who loves your laugh lines and digs his fingers into your soft flesh any chance he gets. give me a dabi who finds the readers that aren’t perfectly conventionally attractive sexy as fuck and wants every inch of them in the best and/or darkest ways. give me pro hero!bkg who gets turned on by your first gray hairs because he knows that he is the one that gets to fuck you senseless for the rest of your lives.

give me the unconventional. send recs. i’m desperate.

Please cause anytime I read something along these lines I always picture a skinny, straight haired, barely 20 something year old

the babe ☆

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

"𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔" - 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐍

—cw: gn!reader, tooth rotting fluff, smoking in geto's, suggestive

—wc: 1k+ #Tip me here

—a/n: Tell me what your favorite one. Scn=scenarios. not proofread.

#mlist #whoreclub #liawot smau #taglist

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

Satoru has a very strong obsession with sweet things. You were surprised how your boyfriend not had diabetes yet.

Men who squeeze your throat just to feel your moans vibrate against their hand as they pound you from behind 😮‍💨

For all my trans friends

⁉️NOT MINES!! ⁉️I don't have the talent.😔✋

Credit to HobiMingi

Found this saved in my phone, I forgot about it but bruh I am glad. Yunho is so fucking hot.

This is another reason I can never have just one bias is Ateez

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

My family doesn’t need the money, so I am transferring the magic of money dog to those that do

I need more candles

Only doing it for the heck of it 🤷 plus he looks like a good boy

I wanna see a dick so big that my ovaries vibrate

And if Shownu, Taeyong, Namjoon, San (ALL OF MF ATEEZ) Jongin, Suho, or any hot dude wanna show me their's then shiiiittttt go 'head honey

(Repost if you agree)

You know what day it is

It’s Wednesday my dudes

Only reblog this on Wednesday.

It’s a lucky day.

Enjoy

Why is he so FINE!?!?!?!?

Meanwhile sehun

If you're in need of serotonin, click the "keep reading"

(It's safe I promise I'd never post something that isn't without a warning)

Reblog to spread the serotonin!

This really made me smile, they’re so cute.

Daddy control yourself

[ luna : STOP OMIGOSH DKSJFLSKDJFLDK NO STOP SDLFJLJDSF UGH NO SDFJLSDFJLDLJDSF STOP LDKFSDLKFJJFLDKS *dies* ]

I broke Luna…

Or Jisung did… Anyway she’s broken

luna : *malfunctioning noises* 

8)

luna : holy fuck sdlfskdfkjlsdkjl *dies a second time*

uh....this is why he’s my bias wrecker...or my bias...Idk, sorry Hyunjinnie.