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All requests have been answered. I would love to receive some new ones.
For a drabble, you can send me one / two prompts or the outline of an idea. For headcanons, you can send me a topic. Any questions, feel free to hit the inbox.
P.S.: I’m particularly inspired to write Colossus.
Date a boy who looks at you like you’re the camera in the Office whenever other people are being ridiculous
me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”
me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty
me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.
me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”
me writing action: room go boom
me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope
The holy trinity of writing
tag yourself I’m the OP
The name’s Cable. I’m from the future. Just walk away.
do this for the drama
i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them
what does this even mean
EXAMPLE:
you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side
This has probably been said a million times before but: Defend the employees.
Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:
“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out. But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service. You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service. They LISTEN to people like you.”
People love to complain, especially entitled people. The good news is that they’re easily redirected with mild praise and a shiny new target. Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgoise.
I can’t lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies. Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott
me vs life
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
In my kitchen, making noodles and watching people's insta stories at Comic Con. The true broke geek experience.
All requests have been answered. I would love to receive some new ones.
For a drabble, you can send me one / two prompts or the outline of an idea. For headcanons, you can send me a topic. Any questions, feel free to hit the inbox.
P.S.: I’m particularly inspired to write Colossus.
