it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

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65 Questions You Aren't Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

Oh man these are fun. Doooo it!

Trafficking is very real. Human organs for sale are still quite popular even in America.

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The Only Exception [pt. 23]

Warnings: None

A/N: So there is a new character itroduced in the fic, her name is Honey and this is for @dreamiele because she did the new cover for Wattpad, thus I had to do a little something for her amazing work! I hope you like it my queen! :)

Word Count: 4,277

AU: Dad!Tom + Nanny-For-Hire

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It’s a nice day.

It’s sunny, warm, and yet there is a cooling breeze to make it near perfect. You decided both you and Ezra needed to get out of the house—Tom’s busy with a work outing in downtown London for the day, so it’s just the two of you.

The nearby park is alive with people and animals. Birds chitter and swoop into nearby trees. People of all ages are enjoying the way through workouts, playing, or simply hanging out. The same goes for you and Ezra. For quite a while he’d been playing on the play structure with the other kiddos, and you’ve kept a hawk-like eye on him…

…“What do you do if another kid offers you a treat?”

Ezra frowns, remembering vividly the last time he did that, “don’t eat it.”

“And why do we do that?” You ask.

“Because of peanut butter,” Ezra says confidently…

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The Only Exception [pt. 19]

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The house has been fully decorated for the holidays. A Christmas tree stands loud and proud in the living room, situated at big front window that shows itself to the street. The stockings are hung, little tabletop decorations are scattered about, and Ezra’s handmade ornaments and crafts are carefully shown off as well.

It really feels like Christmas.

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THE ONLY EXCEPTION pt. 18

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“I can’t just be the nanny you occasionally fuck when you feel like it,” you say bitterly, keeping to your standards.

“You’re so much more than that,” Tom defends.

“Today showed me otherwise,” you say.

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Anon Hate IS Illegal.

Guys, I’m not kidding.

Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.

Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.

And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.

Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.

So.

Next time you get hit with anon hate?

Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.

Your online actions have real life consequences.

Make sure they learn that.

(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.

Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.

Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)

Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.

You guys better fucking reblog this.

Don’t just like it, reblog it. So people know.

This cannot be shared enough

And now I’m crying

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

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hey american followers

canadians reblogged fcc & net neutrality stuff for you so you had access to information - can you lend a hand and help us now?

Context (please share this post!):

Bell, Cineplex, Rogers and Shaw are trying to censor the internet and force the end of net neutrality in Canada.

Please share this. I’m scared to death that because the internet’s so focused on the US, that saving net neutrality in Canada won’t get as much attention or support

WHAT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW FUCK

A Message to my Followers who are going to be impacted by Hurricane Florence.

This hurricane is dangerous.

Please, take it seriously.

It is not just a thunderstorm.

Take it from someone who went through Katrina and saw the damage a hurricane can do when it sits and builds.

It changes entire landscapes.

It kills.

Get gas now. The gas stations will begin to either run out, or put a limit to how much gas you can get. Get it now while you can, because I remember distinctly the way the abandoned cars looked on the highway while we were evacuating.

Once that storm hits, the gas stations will shut down. There will be no gas for a week, at least.

You will be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Make sure your car is in good working order. The amount of cars left behind on the highway is astounding.

Bring your pets in case of flooding, don’t leave them behind or in a shelter.

Take a picture of every single thing in your house the way it is. Ever dresser. Everything. If it floods, this will help with the insurance.

Power will be out for a week, possibly more. Take anything that will spoil, eat it now/bring it with you/throw it out. You don’t want to come back to a house that is 80°+ inside with spoiled food. It smells disgusting. I know from first hand experience.

Pack as much clothes + whatever else you need as you can. You don’t know what you will be returning to, if anything at all. I hate to say it, but there were so many homes lost in Katrina in mg area to flooding & I didn’t even live in the Soup Bowl.

From what I’ve seen, the outer bands are strengthening. They’re red at this point. This hurricane is getting stronger, and it’s well built. There are no winds to tear it apart. It’s eye is holding together, and that’s terrifying. A well built storm like this one can ruin lives. It’s not a joke.

Please, please stay safe. Evacuate ASAP if you’re in the direct line.

Don’t wait until it is here. That is how you get killed. Do not evacuate in the middle of it. Don’t wait until last minute.

It is always better to be safe than sorry.

Please stay safe.

Listen to the news. Follow their advice.

Leave while you still can, before the highways get clogged up. Go as far in-land as you can. Leave the state entirely if you have to.

We did. And we still felt the effects of Katrina.

Please, stay safe.

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

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Spider-Man & Firefly - Chapter Ten

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A/N: I am so sorry for the delay in getting this out there. I’ve had the most severe writer’s block I think I’ve ever had. And it might take me a little bit to get over that. But can you believe it? Ten chapters already? Thanks for sticking around for this shitshow, I guess.

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Pronouns: Her/She

Words: 1k

Warnings: Really shitty storytelling. Sorry, my brain hasn’t been cooperating lately.

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The Only Exception [pt. 14]

Warnings: None

A/N: I’m an inactive asshole who took way too long to post this. If any of you are still here I love you so much! :) TAKE THE SURVEY FOR THIS FIC HERE.

Word Count: 3,188

AU: Dad!Tom + Nanny-For-Hire

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The next time you wake up the clock on the bedside table reads a little past nine in the morning. You smack your lips a few times, your mouth feeling grimy from sleep, your eyes heavy as you try to rub the sleep out of them. Somehow between going to sleep and now you’ve wormed your way closer to the two boys in your bed.

Tom somehow got in the middle, starfished on his stomach with his curls sticking up against the pillow wildly. Ezra is half sprawled on his father’s back, flipped around so his head faces the foot of the bed. Meanwhile you find yourself curled into Tom’s side, your cheek using his bare shoulder as a pillow. You force yourself to calm down a bit, and after a moment of debate—because it’s really comfy and warm—you get up without waking the boys.

You throw on a sweater you had draped on the back of your desk chair, padding out of the room trying to shut the door as softly as possible. After the early arrival and the long plane ride it’s very possible that Tom and Ezra will sleep the day away.

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Power of the Press (Part 5) - Tom Holland x Reader

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Summary: You and Tom are merely co-stars, but the press have other thoughts on the matter…

A/N: Thank you for the overwhelming support for this fic! You guys are seriously the best, and if it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t have the motivation that I have to write at all. I’m so glad that so many of you enjoyed this story! I really hope I’ve done this ending justice, I’ve rewritten it three times and ugh, I just really hope you like it! Let me know your thoughts on this part or the series in general, and if you have any ideas on a series I should write in the future!

Words: A stunning 2.4k to close it all (So sorry if the read more doesn’t work)

Pronouns: None used.

Warnings: Some Infinity War spoilers may be hinted at? But if you’re still avoiding spoilers at this stage then I really don’t know what to tell you.

Abbreviation Help - Y/C/N: Your character’s name

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When We Were Beautiful

When We Were Beautiful:  A Stucky x Reader Fanfic Can We Keep Her? Masterlist Buy me a coffee with Ko-fi

Word Count: 1832

Pairing:  Bucky Barnes x reader x Steve Rogers

Warnings:  yeah this is sad.  But hopefully also hopeful

Synopsis:  Time takes very few prisoners and after your passing, your family has to say goodbye

A/N:  This is the end, everyone.  I hope you enjoyed it, this ending and all.  You will see that this was the story I wanted to tell all along with this one.  Losing people is hard but it’s not the end.

When We Were Beautiful

Steve and Bucky sat on the side of the bed both knowing they needed to move, but neither of them being able to make themselves.  Time had taken a lot lately.  Pepper had passed peacefully around six years ago.  A couple of years after that they’d received a call that Clint had slipped and fallen in the shower.  He never woke from the induced coma the doctors had put him in.  Natasha had returned to New York to be closer to the rest of the people she considered family.

Then time had taken you.

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Spider-Man & Firefly - Chapter Nine

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A/N: You ever get that feeling when you’re writing, and suddenly everything just starts to fall into place? I’m getting those vibes for this series, and I’m so pumped for what’s to come in these next couple of chapters. I really hope you enjoy! Please like, reblog and share with your friends if you’re enjoying this series, and if you have any thoughts, ideas or predictions on the story. I’d love to hear from you guys!

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Pronouns: Her/She

Words: 1.7k

Warnings: n/a

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