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Why Are You Here?

@succubustykisses / succubustykisses.tumblr.com

Nikki/Kitty
Writer & beta reader
She/her
Old as fuck
Multi fandom/multi ship but I tend to fixate on one main fandom with mini additions of others as I come across them.
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isanarte

Can finally, officially, upload my zine piece from "Love In Bloom" the Klance Flower Zine! It's been a long time since I made this but I'm still pretty proud.

The leftover sales for the zine will open in MAY 5! So keep an eye out on it, i myself got a copy and it looks GORGEOUS!

There's also a a NSFW illustration I made for the NSFW add-on you can see it on my Patreon! (it looks goreous if i do say so myself)

Check out the store for the zine here. You can also check out the Zine's socials on X/Twitter and Instagram!

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jilli-bean

started relistening to critrole campaign 2 and it's actually making me want to draw again wow!!

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of COURSE there's been an emaciated wild wolf spotted twice today at our campground. Of course.

The park ranger came around to tell us about this and stuck around to hang out for a while, because we were easily the most chaotic and least troublesome campsite, and she went "I hope you guys aren't offended by this but you seem like the cast of a horror movie," and I gotta say...we've got that energy. Our main camping group consisted of:

  • a zookeeper
  • a librarian
  • a solo traveler/Chinese voice actor
  • an IT specialist/mechanic
  • me, a criminal attorney/group-designated Final Girl

She really couldn't figure out how we all knew each other, because we're such a random assortment of people. Which is fair!

We're going to be setting up wolf-watch into the wee hours of the morning and mostly just hanging out by the campfire telling old stories and seeing if we can't collectively solve an embezzlement case.

We made the ranger guess what each of us did and (in order of appearance) her guesses were:

  • guy who disappears into the woods every weekend
  • teacher
  • they/them (correct)
  • gamer/car guy
  • plant and animals person

Which is remarkably spot on; we're recommending she send in an application to the local psychic.

But…. How Do You All Know Each Other? You can’t just drop that kind of information on us without any backstory.

We have needs!

oh we all used to run a con together

Like a convention or like a heist? I feel like it could go either way.

Don't worry about it

Since we decided to keep the park ranger, I am able to update that the wolf was safely caught and will be relocated. Happy endings!

I am choosing to believe your group is keeping the park ranger in the same way people keep cats they find out in the yard. i.e. in a secure enclosure and extremely spoiled.

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ballwizard

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

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reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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plaguedocboi

And now, for a Water Rating Special Feature:

The Lost Sea, Tennessee

About 20,000 years ago, a giant Pleistocene jaguar ventured into a small opening in the mountain foothills, but soon found that this cave was far bigger than it bargained for. It lost its way in the dark, winding passageways, wandering for several days before eventually falling to its death in a narrow crevice, leaving behind its bones and perfectly preserved paw prints for us to find thousands of years later.

This was the first, but not the only, record of those who ventured into Craighead Caverns. Pottery, weapons and jewelry from the Cherokee people have been found in rooms up to a mile from the entrance, dating back at least a thousand years. Later, the caverns were used as a refrigerator for storing food in the summer, as a mine, a mushroom farm, and even as a dance hall. All throughout its history, there were legends of a great underground lake somewhere inside the vast caves, but no one knew where.

This changed in 1905, when a 13-year old boy was exploring the cave. Three hundred feet below the surface, he crawled through a narrow tunnel, and found himself standing in an enormous, half-submerged chasm. It was so large, in fact, that his light illuminated nothing but water. He began to throw balls of mud in an attempt to find the walls of the cavern, but he only heard splashing in response.

We now know that this lake is about four and a half acres, making it the largest underground lake in North America and the second largest in the world. But that’s only on the surface.

Diving explorations have revealed that this lake is seemingly bottomless. Beneath the ethereal water lies a series of caverns so deep that no end has been found. Divers have mapped about 1,500 feet in depth in just one of the main passageways. One diver, descending into a previously unknown chamber with a sonar device, hugged the wall and took readings all around him. There was nothing but more water in every direction.

At present, there are no further plans to continue exploration, due to the hazardous conditions in the depths of the sea. It seems, then, that the true scope of this lake may forever remain a mystery. Perhaps it is best that we leave alone this strange, bottomless abyss far beneath the ancient Appalachian mountains, to remain as dark and unknown as it was when that jaguar took its first ill-fated steps inside.

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