hello there

“it’s going to be WW3!!” no bitch it’s going to be vietnam, korea, afghanistan, it’s going to be another war wherein the US commits unspeakable and indefensible acts against a severely weakened people seeking self determination. it’s going to be another war where protesting is criminalized and “freedom of speech” is gutted in the interest of pushing propaganda. it’s going to be another nation of people added to the long list of victims of US imperialism and another demonstration of the strong undercurrent of fascism running through the foundation of america

and it'll be another war people look upon as history and go 'oh no, how awful, I'm so glad we've learned from that and it won't happen again' instead of realising the mechanisms that lead to it are alive and well and still churning

Doctor Who | 50th Anniversary - Day of the Doctor

Peace and LOVE on planet Earth

It’s a pool party

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

Looks very comfy

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw

Photo by Marc Mol / Caters News.

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“The baby hippo was clearly not used to the red and yellow oxpeckers on his back,” Mol says. “It was only a matter of 10 seconds or so before the little guy had had enough. […]"

Hippos and oxpeckers generally have a symbiotic relationship in which the birds eat ticks and other types of parasites from the hippo’s body — the hippo gets free grooming while the bird gets free food.

In this case, however, it seems the baby hippo hadn’t yet gotten the memo on its feathered friends.

Head scratches will be an additional dollar

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

I keep thinking about a post I saw the other day, and likely won't be able to find again, which proposed as a response to "you'll be fine if you have nothing to hide" the phrase:

" I have nothing to hide, but I don't trust your intentions and judgement"

Was it this one?

"I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgment and intentions are."

[doesn’t really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn’t kill himself

Tupac was always on the moon

flat bigfoot

Who the hell can afford to replace these things that often? Being able to buy my FIRST couch is like a daydream I come back to?! (I don't want a used bedbugs one) Also what the fuck do you MEAN microwaves have removable filters somewhere

Here's a different edition

tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours