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just kinda whatever | you can call me delano (or just del) or oz | they/them and xe/xed | current interest: pathologic | visit my art blog @cauldron-burn-and-fire-bubble
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ohtori dashboard simulator

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WHO KEEPS LETTING ANIMALS LOOSE IN THE HALLWAYS

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Has anyone else noticed that time is really weird?

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making lunch for my beautiful boyfriend <33

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just made dinner for my roommate ^_^

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i never ever wanna walk up another flight of stairs again in my life once this school year is over

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what the fuck does our student council even do like actually

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If it cannot break its egg's shell, a chick will die without being born. We are the chick. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the world's shell, we will die without being born. Smash the world's shell!

#deep #inspirational #poetry #poetic #quotes #literature #dark academia

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If you or a friend/loved one is currently attending Ohtori Academy, please remember that you can get a free counselling session in the abandonded building at the edge of campus.

- Souji Mikage

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if someone i hate just so happens to fall down the stairs while i'm walking by how is that my fault 🙄🙄

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just got my ass kicked by a middle school girl for the third time in a row dhmu..

#sad #vent #delete later

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Anyone who voted no DNI !!!!!!!

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reblog if you think the chairman should fund the drama club more instead of spending all the board money on sports cars

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Akio Ohtori Call-Out Post

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#in other news i'm dropping out of school #goodbye forever i will not miss any of you

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while i'm working on my next utena text posts post. have this.

[ID: Revolutionary Girl Utena screencaps overlaid with parts of a Tumblr post.

Utena, a pink-haired girl, stretching and looking at a wall of photos in Mikage's hall: @/live1967: i hope i don't have to fight my evil shadow self today

Mikage, a pink-haired man, smirks at her: @/die1967: hey

Utena, frowning and surprised: no fucking way. End ID]

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I might as well call this a series by now but here's even more Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as textposts!

ALSO! If you'd like to see more of my textposts, I have tagged them all with "h2g2 textposts" AND I have linked them all below!

Previous Installments: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

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Every now and then I remember that Malbolge exists and I get to spend the better part of an hour cry-laughing at the world’s worst programming language

already starting off strong, but it gets worse

Wow! Sounds easy and intuitive to use! What’s the “crazy operation” you ask? We’ll get to that later. For now let’s see what a program in this language looks like :)

Thanks! I hate it!

it’s so difficult to work with that the first program was written by another brute force search program

mmmmm delicious base-3 arithmetic, what could go wrong? (For reference, that means this program forgoes the usual “0/1″ values of binary code in favor of a much more fun “0/1/2″ set of values)

ah.

Here’s how the language actually figures out what to do. It’s got 8 “simple” commands that can be executed easily by *checks notes* running the code itself through the modulo operation and taking the result.

As a bonus, on top of all that every single character in your code will now alter what every single other character does. So I hope you’re alright with cracking a cipher every time you add a new letter to your program!

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oh god oh fuck.

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behold, Malbolge’s primary arithmetic operation and what you’ll be using for most of your math while programming with it :)

This looks specifically designed to be the least logical math operation you could make, and knowing what the rest of Malbolge is I’d wager that’s precisely what happened. I never want to ever use this and it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever seen.

Anyways here’s the wiki page if you wanna read through it more deeply, I’m gonna sit here holding in my laughter staring at the hello world program again.

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