seals make all sorts of incredible noises, obsessed with this guy

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

damn this post is already 3 years old i think. something like that.

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

this is how the cold war ended

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

"Fuck I'm going to get a bad grade in friendship media resonance"

the devil you know

ok there. are you guys happy now

can you take away the homestuck blood actually. thanks.

ok

Could you also remove the danganronpa blood please. Much appreciated.

sure.

I can't be the first to make this connection

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

If it generally scuttles along the floor then you got a crreature. if it's Out there eating up your prized jasmine, then that's a varmint. and if it gnashes you. then you got yourself a beastie

started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it's not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,

alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that's a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.

1001 ways to use your tail

my take on this meme, because you can’t tell me tieflings don’t use their tails for all sorts of domestic tasks

following this wonderful assignment:

https://x.com/skarsghardy/status/1744990798393852000?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA

An Eternity of Lovers will Make Us No Wiser

summary: Hal gives Kyle the brilliant idea of proposing to you with his pelt. This is actually a good idea if A) it didn’t come from Hal; B) it wasn’t half-baked; C) Kyle remembered a very crucial detail. a/n: I am back with my Selkie bullshit. Happy mermay folks! Selkie husbands are very cute and if you do not know the lore for selkies, here is a quick read. If you are new here, yes, I do in fact give my readers homework for a lot of my fics.  warnings: I write Kyle like a shojo protag, he is kind of dumb in this, Reader kind of has a defined personality and work. Misunderstandings. 

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