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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

I mean this in the nicest possible way but you're the sort of person that can normally be found only on reddit

He can be trusted with your fingers.

Put fingers in parrot mouth. Parrot mouth perfec t size to put fingers for n\ap! inside mouth very Calm and Gentle fingers rest gently put fingers in parrot mouth. Put fingers In parrot mouth. no problems ever in parrot mouth because good Shape and Support for fingers on tired hand. aparrot mouth yes a place for fingers put fingers in parrot mouth can trust parrot for giveing good love to fingers. friend parrot.

There’s something so easy and reassuring about relinquishing my glasses to Lovey. I know he can be trusted to give them back the moment I ask, but the whole time they’re set aside where only he has them, I’m fully dependent on him, fully safe and trusting in his care.

Some people kneel, some people offer their leashes, or hair. I give him my sight.

*covered in dirt, sweating, scratched and bleeding from fighting with chicken wire and a wooden stake that splintered when I was pushing it into the ground and left a cut on my neck that stings like a motherfucker, speaking through gritted teeth* gardening is relaxing and fun, and I enjoy doing it

I’m not interested in subs who want to remain “losers”or “pathetic”. As a submissive, you are an extension of me. You are my handiwork. You are my design. Your failure is my failure. Your glory is my glory.

In my honor, you must thrive for excellence and magnificence in all things. You must bring pride to my dominance. That is your only responsibility.

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