“What are you waiting for? Get in.”

Suddenly I need a bath 

Arcana peeps, lookie here!~✨

Would you be interested..? 👀

here's lova as an example

Lova Nattid [Twin sister of Love Nattid, who is created by @goatmanlucio] Cunning, intelligent, manupulative, autocratic, two-faced. These are just a few words to describe the core of who Lova is. The Nattid twins come from a line of especially powerful magicians. 

Born into a family who doesn’t marry for love, but to ensure even more powerful offsprings- neither of the twins developed much empathy for others. 

She lives by logic, not emotion. Plays by her own rules, and answers to no one. Has a regal presence, confident like a queen. Cold, yet alluring.

She might be beautiful, but trust me when I say- she is not to be messed with.

will step on you to get what she wants asgdhjfd

hehe i finally finished my quiz!!! what type of horror movie character death are you?

Me: *starts returning to coping strategies I abandoned before quarantine*

My old hyperfixations:

hey how about make yourself with this picrew and tag some mutuals

i’ll start :^)

and i’ll tag @kazz @fair-y-child @tenthprinceofhell @qlecs @sarcasticmalecfan @jazzkaurtheglorious

I love picrews fuck yeah

Im tagging @kazz @thomas-lightwood-floats-my-boat @woolsey--scott @consul-lightwood-bane @antsinmypants1334 @orderly--chaotic @needtobeasleep-yethereiam

@goatmanlucio @aerezia @megaxhugs

Thank you so much for tagging me!

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Please reblog (even if you’re not looking for a commission rn)! It could help this struggling artist out so so much~~<3 Thank you!

I have always been partial to stories which feature the removal of many layers of clothing as an important plot element. One of my favorite Scandinavian folktales is about a queen who, through some magical conception mishap, gives birth to twins. The younger twin is beautiful and normal in every way, but the older twin is just. Y’know. A big horrible snake with arms.

When the younger twin grows up and wants to get married, the lindworm returns and insists that he, as the elder prince, must be married first. When a massive horrible snake with arms lays down the law like that there isn’t really any room for disagreement, but it turns out to be awfully hard to find a bride willing to marry him. The king and queen search far and wide for a woman who will take a husband who is 50 feet long, doesn’t have legs, and may or may not eat his would-be wives when they are appalled by him, but eventually they find a local shepherd’s daughter who is either coerced, a monsterfucker, or just very open-minded and agrees to marry the lindworm.

Depending on the version, the bride either seeks out the advice of a witch or comes up with the idea all by herself, and goes to the bedchamber on her wedding night dressed in many layers of dresses. Her big horrible snake with arms husband is waiting for her and bids her to disrobe, but she asks him to shed a skin as well. Her sexy Russian nesting doll cosplay has so many layers that by the time she is naked, he has shed all of his skins and is 1.) either a sexy naked human dude underneath or 2.) is this meaty blob of helpless worm meat that must be whipped and bathed in chemicals before he transforms into a sexy naked human dude. Either way, they presumably live happily ever after and the younger prince can finally get married.

I’d like to know how the elder prince adjusted to having a human body. He was born a lindworm and lived his entire life slithering around—he’s never worn pants! He’s never had to sit on a toilet! What’s he gonna do now that he’s a sexy 20-something heir to the throne? Is it a shock for him when he looks down and he’s just got one sexual organ? His butt is in the back now, he’s got to shave, he’s got to eat with a fork and a knife and chew his food instead of unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.... is it weird for him? Is his honeymoon spent learning to walk on two legs? Is his instinct to crawl out of bed and drag himself across the floor by his arms? Does he roll onto his back and play dead when he gets scared? Does he wrap his torso around his lunch and attempt to constrict it? Is his wife... into this?

There’s no way to predict where this post is going from just the beginning

WIFED UP!!!!

Just wanted to draw these two together

solidarity

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

To the meme archeologists reading this in 2120, be warned. 100 years brings the plague

Some Asra and Alys doodles uwu

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie

this is realistic this is what kids are actually like

commission for @glimmerblossoms <3

Its my new baby and her slippery boi :3

She was busy scolding him before he could head out for a long night. So Julian had to matters into his own hands or rater lips :3