you know? coffee

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

I want to fucking get you

I'm Getting You Too

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

i got so frustrated looking for 90s references i just drew whatever. these are just for warm up anyways.

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

First off, some neurotypicals are so self centered they struggle with basic empathy to help take 5 seconds to curate a way of easy and mutual communication between people. Is it honestly that hard for you guys to take maybe 2 seconds out of your day to add a /j (or other tone indicator)? Really?

Second off, lol is not an indicator. It’s an abbreviation.

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

I came across this absolute gem by chance, and I simply had to participate even though I wasn't initially tagged :]

Tagging all my moots! ^-^🧡

@so-called-yokai @sinestroslight @thescribblings @sp1n-dle @whunwhub @snedbee @animatedjunkfood @evakazoo @lykaios2 @tdillustrates @activistwizard @cowboysoups

Yoo thx for tagging me bug! Here’s my results

Tagging my moots now: @mghtk @destructivewritinggoblin @vixidi @acey-waceyy123 @mortallyshyguy @definitely-a-username @yooangeloo @apocalypticroadtrip

I’m REALLY sorry if I forgot to tag one of my moots these were just at the top of my head

guys ima be real i have a SINGULAR honorary mootie aside from TD 🔥🔥 @sp1n-dle

anyway heres my critter theyre kind of really silly

i imagine them to be a stupid lil beetle prob

I'm like half asleep but keeping the chain going or smth 💪💪💪

This fella is a lil guy for sure

Uuuuhhh tagging moots, love you guys :)

@ilikeavatartomuch @iloveyoumost @mxmoons @overdramaticemotions @toulousifer @undauntedgremlin @zenkori @deadbeatbug @generally-idiotic @detailofdawn @aloverabagel

wowow! thanks for the tag :')

i cant take screenshots (rip my laptop) buuuut i can list my percentages! im 14.2% evil and 14.2% lawful so im apparently true neutral

sorry you cannot see my picrew though :(

tagging moots! dont feel pressured to keep the chain going :) @helpigotlostatsea @unniebeans @ghostytoad @noahh-blossom @ghostenluvs @lunarshrub @claraghost22 @violetjedisylveon @alilcherry @oftincturedwords @mincognito-rambles @sillystupidgayartkid @garmabawls @agentwalkerz @emzi-148 @sinnerppony

Thanks for tagging!

@lotus-sunn @marithegemini @rayningstars @eclipse-into-your-walls @dee4001 @roquog @turtlemurtlebooyakasha @screwzara @invisiblehoodie14

Here's what I got!

Also tx for the tag!

@jadetheblueartist @justasmallflick @allmightyscroll-swag

Thanks for the tag @marithegemini

Obviously I made a human Frida with the picrew teeheehee

@exhaustedwriterartist @bowandbrush @plumsodapop @leilanising-vault-of-knowledge @nyaboshi

Thanks for the tag Jade!

This is what I would look like if I lived out my dreams of being a druid or witch in some random forest with my cat.

Tagging: @banana-pancake5 @ferniforest @poetique823 @untitled-main-blog @crowsandturtlesandbatsohmy @allyheart707

And anyone else who wants to do this!

Oooooo love this one thanks for the tag!!

:D

If y’all would like to join: @justmesadlysry @hellaskeptical @holydragonhumanoaf + all of my moots and anyone else who wants to :D

Dyam, me so close to being evil 😌👍

@fluffyr0cky @arise-children-angel-is-here @m3l0man14c @bossbabyfan2 @maxmemer @ender-outlaw

I did it for myself

But I also did it for Liǔ cuz I can

Damn she's a disaster oh well

@ofthefrogs @artistheworld @trashyandtiredsol @diona-98 @angryvampire and anyone else is welcome to join ofc

Soooo.. i did It for my RPG character and uh... 😳

She's not "EVIL" evil, she's just a bit sillyyy... Yeah definetely... 👀💧

@beemyhuneybee @olavored @lemonsandsadness @dogbound1128

Did for mine as well!

Tagged by @angryvampire

She's like a paladin, I swear-

Tags! (Only if you want to)

@normal-about-the-dca @flamestar126 @nowiknowthislooksbad and anyone who wants to join in on the fun!

For me! Almost complete neutral

@ghostdoodlen now you

and whoever wants to! def feel free too

Surprisingly neutral but that looks about right

Thought I'd get more good

Your turn

@otome-wandering @eggadoodle @the-alice-of-hearts @ggomos-maribat @boldlyanxious @mochegato @blondie-4404 @abyssal-ali @the-coffee-fandom @eggadoodle

Oh this was lots of fun

Surprised that I wasn’t as chaotic as I thought but reading the description it made a lot of sense. I am motivated by goodness and wanting to make the world a better and kinder place whether that means supporting or overthrowing, I’ll do what’s necessary.

Love that for me.

Tags!

@aquilavela @velveteenshadow @tree-reads @ja50nt0ddwa5h3r3 @evethefae @whatevenisavalidname @anjuschiffer @kitsun369 @rierse @its-maemain @serenescribbles @lostlovelis @paintball169 @duskyashe @girl-in-thechair @miracle-sham @miraculousmelodies @the-witches-you-couldnt-burn @tylindel @tyralily

Nailed it

Thanks for the tag Roo!!!

@verymuchimmortalcat @tim-drake-is-underrated @couffeeine @tylindel @ramos123

And anyone else who wants to do ittt <3 xxx

making a collection

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

Yes! This is a cat!! ✓

woa

Yes! Yes! Digital kitty creature is for sure a cat! ✓

awesome..

Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

Wow

Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.

It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.

However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.

TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

thank you all for understanding my vision

[ID 1: A simply drawn figure sitting politely with a wide smile. They wear brightly colored jester's garb. /end ID 1]

[ID 2: several additions:

i just saw a flicker of what looked like jack black's bare ass on my dash and then it disappeared??!?!?!?!

which of you reblogged tenacious booty. where is it. show yourselves

I SCROLLED TO IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND THEN MY WHOLE SCREEN INSTANTLY WENT WHITE WHAT IS GOING ON

i now fully understand why people thought this was the work of gods

FOUND THE POST. SCROLLED TO IT A SECOND TIME. SCREEN WENT WHITE AGAIN

don't do this to me. i can't be known as the jack black ass woman

I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, no sun :(

more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, sun again

It's like I'm there

this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.

happy mango monday everyone

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

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