fire hazard siblings as cats
Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
Me upon being isekaid to a fantasy world: you say you dont have magic but you conjured up that frog the other day whats with that
Wizard who spent decades mastering his craft, understands how and why it works, and processes it entirely as a regular part of his day to day life: did you just call creature conjuring magic
Works the other way around too in isekais.
that wizard: and you said you don't have magic in your world but there are lights that come on, that do not use candles or flames or emit any heat at all, the moment that you walk into a room? you don't even have to say anything?
me, squirming uncomfortably: for a while there an earlier version ran off of two claps
the wizard: an earlier version of what? the spell? the spell you use to make the lights come on?
fuck i hate that i have to say it but theatre kids have it like 80% figured out. go do whatever 'stupid' 'embarrassing' 'cringe' thing you wanna do. worst case scenario you biff it and maybe it gets brought up at parties for a while. best case you end up living your most authentic life
really underrated phenomenon is when some artist gets incredibly attached to like one character from a thing and you see them go from “here’s my fanart of this character! let me know what you guys think!” to creating like fucked up surrealist shit that doesn’t even have to do with ANYTHING the canon is from anymore. I don’t mean aus I mean like actual absurdist art of some fucking cartoon guy
How it started:
respectfully this is the coolest shit i have ever seen in my life
zuzu
邇藝速水琥珀主
i made a new uquiz to figure out what kind of guy you are
Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:
If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.
If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.
I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.
There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.
some original art i made after disappearing from the face of the (tumblr) earth
Painted my favourite sky noodle again
Back in my day we KNEW they would never be canon.
We shipped anyway
Both ways up a hill in the snow
This!
*Slams fist on table*
THIIISSSS!!!!!
I have shipped characters WHO WEREN’T EVEN ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME. Never be canon. Feh. Weak.