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@bitchypurse / bitchypurse.tumblr.com

27 | ger | greysexual & pan | sometimes i like playing video games - mostly i'm bad at them
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scrtchptch

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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goon

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

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tianleash

The kinkiest, most unholy smut fanfic you’ve ever read was probably written by an aro/ace

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with-words11
Me: * faces even a tiny bit of inconvenience*
Me: Guess it's time to drop everything and go read fanfics. I don't make the rules. It is how it is.
Me: *proceeds to read for 4 hours straight*
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To be fair, you do have to feel kind bad for Handsome Jack. He did all of that work making Hyperion so powerful and all of that murder and backstabbing and planning only to be defeated by a glorified version of the breakfast club consisting of a team leader with intense social anxiety, a witch who formed a cult by being hot (literally), an alcoholic bird trainer, the most dangerous himbo you'll ever meet, another himbo who happens to be a soldier, a hot asexual girlboss witch, a weeb, a dumbass that was the first person on Pandora that could figure out you can fire two guns at once, an 18-year old high school girl with ADHD, and a radiation-infused, psychotic monster of a man with a Jiminy Cricket in his head telling him to be a good boy.

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