Imagine your OTP

Person A: *starts to fill bath with bubble bath but has to rush off to check the doorbell*

Person B: *just rang the doorbell to lure person A away from bubble bath*

Person A: *comes back to see person B has claimed the bath as their own*

@idothisforaiur @oyeerps

Xonav, after returning and assessing the situation, casually switches the tap over to the shower head. He lifts his instrument of possible vengeance menacingly. He squints at the other male.

@idothisforaiur @protoss-menagerie

Immardar grins and waves his leggy at his victim. He has claimed the bubbles in the name of Fancy. Xonav may do his worst, for he has already won.

A jet of ice cold water shot toward the intruder at high velocity.

"Begone,  creature of glitter!" Xonav demanded in a mock zealot tone.

Tekar, a lot of things can happen in a library. XD

Tekar: Reading is what’s supposed to happen in a library. Reading, learning, education, and enjoyment. That’s why it’s a library, not a fight club.

Firiah: *just casually slides in and leans on the receptionist desk* Do you read people too?

Tekar: Girlie, all social action is interpretation. You can’t exist in a society without reading people. But if you want something that makes sense, it’s better to stick to books.

Firiah: Ah, yes… the old conundrum. *walks fingers across desk* Books or people? People rarely know what they want. Books do, their reasonings already laid out. And it’s only time ‘till one explores all it’s secrets. *props head with hand, her eyes crease coyly*

And to get on the canon x OC thing. Uh… Xonav did almost hit on Hierarch Artanis once? It was pretty hilarious. That was the RP where Xonav and Azuna got hitched.

She does have a boy friend who follows her around like a puppy. Like a really big puppy. Who is also a Zealot.

Incoming Protoss Rant

So there are a lot of things I see in the fandom that make little sense like people forgetting that their brains are in their crest and damaged/removal of said crest will also cause damage/removal of their brain, or how people completely butcher Alarak’s character and have him do and tolerate things that he would never ever do. But one thing that bugs me the most is how people decide how Protoss aging works.

Yes, Protoss live to be 1,000 years old but it makes no fucking sense when people are like “MY PROTOSS OC IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A 6 YEAR OLD CAUSE HE’S 60 YEARS OLD!”

Like NO, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS. Like seriously, A highly advanced species like Protoss aren’t going to be an infant for  30 years and mature as a child for 200 years. That makes absolutely zero sense and I do not understand why people think that’s okay.

If anything a Protoss grows faster than a human. Just because they live longer doesn’t mean they’re babies longer. I seriously don’t understand why this is such a hard concept to grasp.

“or how people completely butcher Alarak’s character and have him do and tolerate things that he would never ever do. “

What pisses me off is when protoss are drawn with nipples and/or breasts. DO THOSE PEOPLE EVEN KNOW WHAT NIPPLES AND BREASTS ARE FOR?!! Ehem, anyway. I actually do think that protoss mature slower than humans, though DEFINITELY NOT for 200 years, that’s stupid. I think they mature slower because 1) they have more advanced and powerful brains that need more time to fully develop; 2) if they matured fast, losing Aiur would not have meant such a blow to their numbers, especially to their military numbers - but it is a big point that “only a few of them left”; 3) come ooon, have some biological obstacle for them: they are better than any other sentient species, at least have them take care of their young longer! I’d put their mature rate twice as slow as humans’? Maybe? But definitely not 200-300 years, yeah.

Oh I loathe when people put breasts and such on them. They’re not mammals and they have no biological use for them seeing as they don’t eat lol

But I do need to disagree about their aging. The reason their numbers were so low and couldn’t easily rebuild is because they aren’t a prolific race. Before the end war they were declining in numbers simply because of old age and they weren’t reproducing.

I can accept that maybe they can grow a bit slower but I can’t imagine they would have the mentality of a child for so long. 

I just do the x10 because it’s easy; but obviously age is a wibbly thing and what’s important is that my OC is equivalent to a six year old physically/emotionally, not their exact age being 60 or whatever. Being a helpless infant for 30 years is pretty odd/awful, but it’s still not super clear how protoss aging works, and social creatures can get away with extended childhoods.

But protoss boobs are the ENEMY and will be DESTROYED ON SIGHT

I’mma say the controversial stuff:

Boobs are fun :D

But all respect for the biologically sensible. A spieces that photosynthesises in canon is unlikely to need them. It’s ridiculous, but:

Tekar, a lot of things can happen in a library. XD

Tekar: Reading is what’s supposed to happen in a library. Reading, learning, education, and enjoyment. That’s why it’s a library, not a fight club.

Firiah: *just casually slides in and leans on the receptionist desk* Do you read people too?

Tekar, a lot of things can happen in a library. XD

— Slytherin when they’re sad

@contacting-u

@oyeerps @idothisforaiur

Yeah boiiii

SWIMMING HEADS: REDUX

hey everybody, welcome to the very first Wierd Biology Redux! 

so you think you want to know more about the Ocean Sunfish, or Mola Mola(molamolamola), hmmm? can’t say I blame you. they are pretty great.

so without further ado, let’s bring this ship back around and learn a few more facts about these majestic idiots and their relatives!

there are actually three seperate species in the Mola genus, including our old friend the Ocean Sunfish. These are: *DRUMROLL*

Mola mola, the Ocean Sunfish (big ‘n lumpy)

Mola ramsayi, the Southern Sunfish (sleek n’ pretty)

and Mola tecta, the Hoodwinker Sunfish (big n’ full of secrets)

the Ocean Sunfish and Hoodwinker Sunfish are about the same size, reaching up to ten feet in length and weighing up to two tons (BIG boys, absolutely enormous, 10/10). 

the Southern Sunfish is significantly slimmer and more obscure, though it also reaches lengths of around ten feet.

the Hoodwinker Sunfish was discovered only recently through genetic analysis. it is so named because it had been ‘hiding in plain sight’ for years, almost identical to the Southern Sunfish except for its size. 

(I disagree, scientists are merely unobservent. look at those pictures. those fish look nothing alike. they probably don’t even speak the same language. but do scientists care? nnOOOoo.)

ANYWAY back on topic, here’s some videos of Molas swimming around like adorable morons. I love them. 

and finally, we’ll close with a video that I really couldn’t figure out what to do with. look at it. who even does that? don’t do that.  

(it’s funny as shit, though)

anyway I hope you enjoyed our brief return to Mola Molamolamola today.

rock on, Molas, rock on.

@gallusrostromegalus psst

Please leave useless gentle ocean pancakes to flop majestically in peace, but yes, an excellent addition to the mola mola lore.

@oyeerps good date idea, or bad date idea?

Definitely good date idea. :D

Is there a part to the game after I save Tremanix where I can split the twin Tal'darim open? Or something the like? :'D

Xonav: You had an ex-wife?

@wickydolly

@moderatelysaneart

@fernwehlust

@insomenigma

@trickstyr

@long-lost-protoss

@bluebutbeautiful

@lordsodacan

@rukiexramen

@mandiblearts

@oyeedraw

@und-lara-khar

@protoss-menagerie

@doriken-reborn

@habitualhog

@macabrecabra

@littleredtail

@alolagoomy

@empyreanrule

@warmachinesforhire-andworthless

aaannnnddd me the one terran

I hope i gave our characters justice to this.

GOOD CONTENT

This blog is in sleepy mode but hope ya peeps like it. =)

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