me trying to make friends: so do you wanna order a pizza and psychoanalyze video game characters with me this weekend
Your friend requested to be buried with his headset and system, he just came online.
“I can’t believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave”
me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen
“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”
This post gets funnier over time
she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!
that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
tucker: GET YOUR FUCKING ROBOT caboose: he don’t bite the team, in unison: YES HE DO
My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN.
easy come, easy go
little high, *disappointing silence*
me? being someone’s type? unrealistic
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
Andi at the end of the new ep was so specifically and accurately relateable?? Like feeling alienated and constantly looking at social media to worsen your loneliness?? Me. And sending vague texts to hope your friends notice somethings up? Did that last week. Andi is so valid and the writing this season is amazing.
BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied
minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore
Okay but we stan Jonah wearing red for a Chinese holiday after what happened last time
i miss them a lot so here’s the revengers in casual wear
also this was me drawing loki: *googles “snake print shirt for reference* … *backspaces and then nods while typing in “expensive snake print shirt*