Fuck off senpai

The Most Destructive Feeling For The Signs

Nobody have sex this month we don't need any more scorpios

So today in the girls locker room everyone’s bitching about their homework. There are like 6 other girls so it’s a pretty typical thing. Out of nowhere I feel the need to break down and start crying so without being noticed I ran to the showers. I sitting there for like 30 seconds trying to be quiet when I hear one of the preps say “Who’s crying” So naturally I go dead silent; along with everyone else. They start to talk again, this time quieter because they’re still convinced they’re the only ones in the locker room. I start crying again, and I hear four of the bitches fucking scream and book it out of there. The other two yelled at them and came to talk to me. That’s how I convinced a bunch of chicks I was a ghost by crying.

When you’re a lil bitch but still scary af

-Trainwreck, Classic Jack