it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting
It would make me so happy to see you thriving and being the best version of yourself. ✨ It would make this toasty-colored dog happy too! ☀️
My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row
I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG
LMAO
me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer
Happy New Year to all!
the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
why repaint the mona lisa
#heyarnold #footballhead
Happy holidays from this holiday pupper!!! 🐶❤️ Hope everyone is doing well and this little animation gives you a smile!
You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own
If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…
u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares
me: *spends $3″
me:
jolting awake @ 3AM mood
me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.
my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday
me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life