“i wanted her to grate the skin off like parmesan”

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

btw op. if you even care .

i care.

Insectes - Émile-Allain Séguy - 1925 - via Paris bibliothèques

i did a redraw

1986-1993 Toyota Supra

If i was a make-a-wish kid my wish would be to have this video played on every big screen in new york at noon every day for a week

truly deranged

my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other

I quote this all the time but it’s literally impossible to explain what the reference material is to another human being

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

song: in the hall of the mountain king

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[distantly] THAT DOG

This is hands down my favorite video on the internet and I am so happy it showed back up on my dash!

Abandoned house illuminated by my car’s headlights, Rockbridge County, Virginia.

The ghosts who live there:

are you FUCKING serious

"Babe, shut up, I'm fire emblem posting"