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plummin' & bummin'

@ciruela-a / ciruela-a.tumblr.com

INFP | 19 | Hufflepuff
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whumpy-daydreams

injury reveal + sentence starters

  • “ how bad is it? “ “ it’s bad. “
  • “ let me have a look… “
  • “ how long have you gone like this? “
  • “ i need to show you something. “
  • “ don’t freak out. “
  • “ are you okay? “
  • “ is that blood? “
  • “ holy shit... how long have you gone like this? “
  • “ who did this to you? “ [silence] “ hey, look at me. look at me. who did this to you?
  • “ tell me who did this to you. “
  • “ i'm not sure what happened. i woke up and it was there. someone must have gotten to me while i was sleeping. maybe an animal, or something. “ “ really? that's the excuse you're going for? “
  • “ let me look at you… “
  • “ i'm sorry that i didn't tell you. “
  • “ someone needs to take a look at this. “
  • “ this doesn't look good. “
  • “ does that hurt? “
  • “ are you okay with me touching you? “
  • “ oh my god… are you hurt? “
  • “ does that hurt? can you feel your fingers? “
  • “ let me know if there’s anything i can do. “
  • “ looks pretty rough to me. “ “ i’ll manage. “
  • “ it's nothing. hurts like hell but -- i've dealt with worse. “
  • “ do you need any help? i'll bandage that up for you. “
  • “ let me clean that for you... “
  • “ i've got a survival kit in my car. let me go grab it. “
  • “ i can't believe you kept this a secret for so long... how come nobody noticed? “
  • “ hey, let me take a look... “
  • “ are you equipped to deal with this? “ “ absolutely not. “
  • “ it's more or less healed up. “ “ are you sure? it looks infected to me... “
  • “ you need to see a doctor. “
  • “ it doesn't hurt. i don't know if that's a good thing. i might be numb from the pain. “
  • “ i'll take care of you, all right? i've got some bandages in my car. “
  • “ don't touch it! “
  • “ how did this happen? “
  • “ be prepared. this'll sting like a motherfucker... “
  • “ i injured myself. it's completely my fault. “
  • “ you don't need to do this, seriously. it's just a scratch. i'll be fine. “ “ yeah, but out here, you get that thing infected, you're dead before next week. “
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creativepromptsforwriting

Fake Dating AUs

1. It’s all just a publicity stunt, Person A and Person B definitely know this. And they’re just really good actors.

2. Person A is in the hospital and they have no family nearby, so it’s only logical that Person B would pretend to be their spouse to visit them.

3. Being a spy sounds much more adventurous than it actually is. A lot of the time it’s just stakeout. Which can go for months, which is why Person A is currently walking the dog through their suburban neighborhood, while Person B is making food for the BBQ with the suspicious neighbors.

4. Person A and Person B are the hottest couple in Hollywood and total ‘couple goals’. What the tabloids don’t know is that Person A and Person B are faking it, because they don’t want their real partners to have to be in the spotlight.

5. The reason for why Person A needed Person B to be their date was implausible at best.

6. Person A’s parents love Person B and maybe they would finally get off Person A’s back, when they show up to the next family event with Person B as their partner.

7. The apartment is perfect and both Person A and Person B are desperate to move in, but then the landlord lets it slip that he is very conservative and only wants couples in a stable relationship living in his house, so maybe Person A and Person B have to act a little, so that they can both have a roof over their head.

8. They used to be the perfect child, always doing what they’re told, never acting up. But Person A finally has enough and wants to break out of this fake idyll their parents show to the world by being even more fake and who’s better than Person B as their fake partner to give a big middle finger to this whole fakeness?

9. Person A wants to be on a game show that is only for couples, so they sign Person B up with them.

10. It was really bad timing, that when Person A finally got the courage to ask Person B out, they show up with Person C. What Person doesn’t know is, that Person B and Person C are only fake dating, which leads to so many misunderstandings.

11. Person A desperately needs their teacher to see them in a better light to pass the class and that teacher thinks very highly of Person B, so maybe being associated with Person B can help Person A out and in return Person B can finally be a bit more popular – if they even want to.

12. Person A has won a vacation on a cruise for couples. Being single, they ask their friend to come with them.

13. It was supposed to be just a one-night stand, but people found out and it would be negatively for Person A’s reputation if people thought they were sleeping around, so they ask Person B to make it seem like a serious relationship, at least for a while.

14. Person A and Person B are partners in crime and people would never believe how easy it is to be unsuspicious, when they act like a couple with a little bit too much PDA.

15. Person A’s friends are obsessed with setting them up with blind dates, and Person A knows they mean well, but they are just not interested in dating, so they just ask their last blind date, Person B, to fake date them, so Person A’s friends stop setting them up.

16. Being married comes with a lot of benefits – financially, socially and most importantly getting their families off their backs.

17. Both of them have a crush on Person C, so when Person C invites them both to their surprise wedding to Person D, Person A and Person B feel pretty stupid about having used to fight over Person C and they decide to show up together for the wedding.

18. Person A wants that promotion at work very badly and they worked so hard for it, having no time to date and now their boss is criticizing them for not promoting the family friendly image of the company. Well, if a spouse and a child is all Person A needs to get that promotion, then they will get themself a family for the next company outing.

19. They are friends with benefits, but when Person A’s creepy ex is coming back into the picture, Person B will not let Person A out of their sight again and act as their new partner.

20. Person A and Person B are con artists and it’s their favourite activity to act like a couple and go to strangers’ giant weddings to get free food and snatch some of the wedding favours for the guests.

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educationbybeauty

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you’d calm down

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thequeenofshebasays
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Steve Harrington
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Nancy Wheeler
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Jonathan Byers
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Robin Buckley
Will kill you in your sleep: Billy Hargrove
#stranger things
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lightheartedsuggestion

Stop convincing yourself you’re wasting your life away. The time you’ve spent resting and healing was and is necessary. You’re not a waste of a person if you find yourself struggling right now. Healing, recovering, sitting with your pain is foundational. It’s not a waste. You are still whole.

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thebootydiaries
Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasn't I a better parent
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