this was too good to stay in the tags so i’m putting it here. hamlet may have objectified and harassed ophelia so much that he was the main factor driving her to suicide, constantly dragged down horatio’s mental health to a horrific extent without even actively trying to improve his own, sent two dudes who were just doing the seemingly good and harmless things that the king told them to do to their untimely deaths rather than just talking to them about what the fuck was going on, and was more than willing to kill laertes, who was completely noble and justified in his wanting to kill hamlet since hamlet killled both laertes’ father and sister. but at least he didn’t have an oedipal complex.

that’s just the reality of being a bottom and not having an oedipal complex

the doctors assigning me a sex at birth

did you see the news? that one really well known lawyer apparently fabricated evidence. I wonder how many other cases he won that way. and here I thought he was really cool, too. just another disappointing celebrity I guess.

hope protecting that magician was worth his whole career! only been a lawyer for what, 2ish years? two and a half? not even 3 years. he was probably in law school for longer than that. hope it was worth it, jackass

I know right? I’ve been invested in his work ever since those demon trials a couple years back. I was really rooting for him at the time, but if he’s been faking it there’s no telling how many of those guys were actually guilty. I feel so betrayed.

I was not following him too closely but every time I saw him he just seemed…decent? trustworthy I guess. I kept hearing all these great things and every time he showed up he seemed to match up with those great things. this must really suck for you. sorry. I hope they retry at least some of the cases or at least look over them again. what a mess

I’m sorry I’m sure it’s intentional but I have no idea what you’re talking about and the way you keep avoiding proper nouns makes me want to punch one of you

I just read the notes and it is fucking Phoenix Wright, a video game, fuck me

looking in stardew valley tags absolutely horrified and disgusted to see people being heterosexual in stardew valley. literally what the hell is wrong with you

people can be whatever they want 💖

[death rolls you like a crocodile]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

I love Twitch streamers bc they’re like “Guys it’s 2 am but I ordered some Popeye’s do y'all mind if I eat it right here before my next match?” And chat is just like “thats radical bro go enjoy ur chicky nuggets”.