inspired by this post

bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

"i don't care what u had for dinner" well i do. can you post a photo of it on tumblr dot com so i can like it please

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

Received a vision while standing at the gate for my flight home

why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud

I'm curious let's go

being a fan of ryan ross at this point is just like being a fan of some dude. some random dude living in LA. you may as well be a fan of the guy who works at your local pizza hut

*before someone says it - yes i know some of these have multiple variants, just pick a damn option okay.

going for long walks alone is probably the closest thing we have to a cure for the human condition

MAISIE COUSINS / "SLUG" / 2015 [archival pigment print | 33 1/10 × 22 1/10"]

i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh