Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE PITCH BEFORE I TELL EM I’M IN

Recruiter: Hello, I'm with the Muppets and...

Me: Where do I sign?

dealing with the worst case scenario

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

Omg rly ??

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: (877) 565-8860

CANADA: (877) 330-6366

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

This is the actual weirdest meme to get great information from.

If anyone needs it 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

wait… they’d help you pay for stuff, not just be a place to vent ?? o-0

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.

Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.

Sasha’s back! :)

So LGBTQ+ is now completely illegal in Russia. I wonder if anyone going to talk about that. I'm so tired

I really try to keep politics and more personal stuff out of my blog because that's my escapism website but I really can't NOT talk about it

Russian Supreme Court just banned "LGBT+ movement" as extremist. It's basically illegal now. I saw the news when I wasn't home and I spend next 2h trying not to cry before I actually get home

I'm russian and I'm asexual. I'm maybe non-binary and sapphic, I'm still figuring it out.

And I can't say that I love my country. I disagree with lots of its politics and laws, but. I was born here. I was raised here and I live here and it's home. My home, which, apparently, hates my existence. I wish I could really, fully hate it back but I can't. It's home.

I get that most of the world doesn't really care about russians right now because well. We are the bad guys. But please, talk about russian queers. I don't know what else to say. We exist. We want to matter at least to someone.

Reblog to kill it faster

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

Self-fulfilling prophecy

Oh no

Help

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

WHY!?

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

Nice.

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

Pain.

With the power of spite we can get this post to 200k specifically like OP wanted.

ok.

Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

Good post everyone hit the showers

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq

This is really hard for me to do, so I hope you all can understand. I don’t want to lose my living space.

If you can’t donate, don’t sweat it at all. Know that your own self always comes first. There are other ways to help such as sharing to spread the word. Please help

GoFundMe Commissions

had an unexpected medical bill just now that bit a good chunk into my savings. any sort of help is very much appreciated

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I am all set for the month of August! I have a job interview at McDonalds today, it’s not the best but it’s a job. Considering my track record with job hunting in this city though I don’t have much trust with receiving the position but here’s hoping. I wanna thank everyone who’s been sharing this post so far, and a huge thanks to those who donated as well!

I wanna worry about getting the rent money for September right away so my new goal right now is $600 CAD!

Never got a call back from any of these jobs. Still struggling, and haven’t had a donation to the gofundme since last month.

We got 200/600 for the current goal tho! plz rb

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

Kinda just waiting for someone to confess their undying love for me

So. Um. I didn’t- I didn’t think it would happen.

So update about a year after this whole thing happened we got into a weird situation ship type type thing and we went on one date(?) that wasn’t even an actual date, with me spending more time with my friend that came along than with him, then four days after my birthday he sent me a paragraph saying that he realized that he ‘didn’t like me as much as he expected’ and I realized that I was not at all affected by that and sent a paragraph in response saying smth like ‘ok, I just realized I feel kinda the same way’ and that was the end of that

Found a fact floating around that red ear sliders like to sit on soft shells :> so this is may take on that fact. Whenever Donnie does the "shrimp back" thing his back ends up hurting so Leo offers to sit on his shell as a type of relief/pressure stim. And with a pillow in between so he doesn't hurt Donnie's shell :]

Here's the original image lol

Also this did extremely well on my Instagram cause it just hit over 400 likes! :O which is now my most liked post lol so I'm hoping it does well here as well