𝖠𝗊𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗎𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖻𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖽𝗈𝗆

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

When your partner has a praise kink but you're Montessori trained so you know that praise is an ineffective way to encourage development and it's much more productive to acknowledge their effort so that they learn to effectively give themselves feedback so they can develop a healthy intrinsic motivation instead of deriving their self worth from labels put on them by other people .... "baby it's amazing how much you could last today compared to last week"

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

i logged on and we were being cunts and i waslike wiping away my eyes like its so beautiful we're lals o in touch with oneanother lalalalala

im like this because im latino

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

Hairy men polaroids at the Butt Magazine Party in NYC by Clifton Mooney

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

when people say all cops are bastard they’re all forgetting about

LEON SCOTT KENNEDY

Look, I'd fuck him, I'd tear his asshole open, I'd make him afraid to keep eye contact with his parents the next day, but after all that, he still a cop. A dirty fucking cop.

i remembered this reply but it felt more like a fever dream

idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

And the tea

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car