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• "This is getting ridiculous."
• "'Bleh bleh bleh, I'm very important, do what I tell you'. Bitch."
• "If you're so good why don't you do it?"
• "Stop. Just, fucking stop."
• "What did I just tell you?"
• "Do you even listen to me?!"
• "What the hell did you even do?"
• "A monkey could've done a better job."
• "Are you done giving me lip?"
• "Why." Slam! "Won't." Slam! "You." Slam! "WORK!"
• "Hurry up, I'm not getting any younger."
• "I gave you one, ONE, job."
• "Oh for fucks' sake!"
• "Did you even follow the instructions?!"
• "I followed the damn instructions!"
• "What did you do now?"
• "Wonderful. Just great."
• "Shall I snap my own neck now or later?"
• "You. Are completely useless."
• "I can't get it to fucking work!"
• "I've tried everything and still!"
• "You said you had my back, but as SOON as I have it turned, you've fucked off to who knows where!"
• "This? This is shit. Utter nonsense."
• "You said you could handle it!"
• "I'm THIS close to cutting you loose."
• "Why do I even keep you around if you only just disappoint me?"
• "A corpse would be better use than you at this rate."
• "You said this'd be easy!"
• "I told you I couldn't do it!"
• 😡+ add your own!

• “Where did you get that bruise?” 
• “Stop biting!” 
• “You BIT ME!” 
• “OUCH! What was THAT for?!” 
• “Oh… oh no… that’s not clotting…” 
• “That bite on your neck… it’s not natural.” 
• “Is that a hickey or did someone try to tear your throat out with their teeth?” 
• “Sit still! I’m trying to help!” 
• “I’m going to have to push those arrows out.” 
• “If you don’t stop squirming I’m going to pull an artery than the bullet.” 
• “Who did this to you?” 
• “You’re going to have to set my shoulder.” 
• “Well that’s definitely dislocated.” 
• “How are you still alive?” 
• “One of these days you’re going to wind up dead.” 
• “My nose’s broken.” 
• “Pinch it and lean forward.” 
• “Hold it above your heart, that’s it.” 
• “I’m going to have to pull it out.” 
• “That’s a stab wound don’t fucking lie to me.” 
• “The dagger’s still in me.” 
• “Oh god… oh god get it out of me!” 
• “If you don’t stop, I’ll slit your throat.” 
• “Just kill me already!” 
• “Haven’t you had enough?” 
• “What can I say? I’m a glutton for punishment.” 
• “I need…. bandages…” 
• “Something definitely snapped.” 
• “You…you should see the other guy…” 
• “Don’t make me laugh…it hurts…” 
• “This is only the beginning of what I’ll do to you.” 
• “Back for round two, huh?” 
• 🔪 +Add your own