take me to wonderland

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

They're raising the price of butter and eggs to make me kill myself again but I won't fall for that twice

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

華 by Yuji Tezuka (2005)

John Singer Sargent, Val d'Aosta (A Stream over Rocks; Stream in Val d'Aosta), ca.1907-08, Oil on canvas

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

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2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

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#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

i miss the math that was like x+9=18 like yea girl its 9

spawn camping

God forbid women do anything

There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

You Are No Chicken. Frank Paton (1856-1909)

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i do have to hand it to him

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me