let jason todd kill people again im not joking

[watching security cam feed of some fucked up cyborg freak tearing random people to shreds in a shopping mall] haha dudes rock lol [he turns to face the camera and draws a thumb across his neck before smashing it] what the hell [rapidly approaching footsteps] probably nothing

my roommate told me to clip this sgt frog bit that we were losing it over so here you go

If you take unsalted nuts from the store and get your own slat to put it on it doesn’t taste any different or better or worse and doesn’t cost any less or more but you can still do it and nothing bad will happen as far as i know

Male. Green. Red dragon warrior. had an intense Shitting episode followed by a coma after eating a slat of unsalted nuts. Any ideas? 

Yeah I had that idea for a console that can play all the mortal kombat games

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.

I still think about this comic all the time.

@kyriathanatos

their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

white people it's me ao3 i need $10000 my friend destiel can prove it's me. hey this is destiel please send ao3 $10000 he'll pay you back when he gets access to his bank account.

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

spare fucking time

Bruce: You got into Harvard Law?

Barbara: What, like it’s hard?

how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together