A Day in the Life (without a mission) : Colossus

6am: Wakes up…” WADE NO”

6:10am: Shower “GET OUT WADE”

6:30am: Breakfast “Lucky Charms are not healthy Wade”

7am: Training “NO GUNS WADE! THIS IS SCHOOL!”

9am: Teaching

11am: Rescue children from Wade’s influence…

12pm: Lunch “Brownies are not for lunch…Marijuana is not permitted in school”

1pm: Ellen Degeneres Show

2pm: It’s too quiet so he checks on Wade

2:15pm: “WADE, YOU CANNOT DUCT TAPE STUDENTS TOGETHER!”

3pm: Classes over for the day “Wade you cannot give students alcohol to celebrate end of day.”

4pm: Reads before dinner

5pm: Dinner “We do not throw knives in kitchen Wade, it is irresponsible”

5:30pm: Cleans up after EVERYONE

6pm: Watches the news…Wade is on it…again

7pm: Preps lessons for the next day

8pm: Attempts to draw “Where is sketch book? Wade? Did you take my sketch book?”

8:30: Finally rescues his sketchbook from Wade.

9pm: Attempts to go to bed. “Get out from under my bed Wade! Having 8 hours’ sleep is important.”

10pm: Finally gets rid of Wade and crawls into bed…finds one of Wade’s swords.

10:15pm: FINALLY gets to sleep.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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MY HUSBAND

Elvira conquering lizard breaking heights

Lol. That victory dance.

THE VICTORY DANCE ITS JUST LIKE YEAH YEAH OH YEAH YEAH OH YEAH

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Go lil fella!!!

The Interruptor of Dreams

So I haven’t written anything in a very long time, however. here is my attempt at a cute Colossus drabble…I’ve never, EVER written for him so I hope people like it…I also seriously suck at naming things…sorry.

The sensation of the bed dipping as someone crawled into it pulled you gently from your sleep, interrupting a rather pleasant dream where you had been about to be on the receiving end of a massage by your boyfriend on a private beach. Blinking rapidly, you glanced at your alarm clock on your nightstand and groaned, it was just after three and you had to be up in two hours to start breakfast for the younger students.

Your Interrupter of Dreams, groaned softly before rolling towards you, arms wrapping around your waist as he moved close, kissing you gently behind the ear before relaxing into the pillow, the tension he’d felt for the past week melting away. Closing your eyes again, you leaned into Piotr’s chest and reached back to run trace the length of his arm before lacing your fingers together with his.

“I missed you. Did the mission go okay?” It came out mostly mumbled but Piotr was used to your sleep riddled talking by now. He hummed in your ear, his chest rumbling as he did so. “It went as well as expected. It took a lot of convincing but he cooperated in the end.” With a hum you turned in his arms to face him, snuggling closer and getting comfortable in the arms that you missed sleeping in. His arms were home.

Minutes passed in silence as Piotr rubbed up and down your back, lulling you almost back to sleep. When he thought you were finally asleep he kissed your forehead and mumbled an “I love you,” before closing his own eyes, only opening them again when you spoke a minute later.

“Did Wade behave himself?” 

There was a brief pause before Piotr sighed. “Does he ever?”

“That’ll be a no then.”

My Dash is Mostly Dead!

So I need more people to follow, so if you have recommendations for awesome people to follow…I’m into the following:

That’s just some things, if you think there’s something I might like just hit me up with a suggestion!

After seeing Deadpool 2.

Okay, hear me out.

I might be wrong.

It’s just a thought.

Not 100%.

But….

I’m in love with Josh Brolin.

Just a few Deadpool 2 dialogue GIFs…

Reblog if you read imagines before you go to bed

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

Here’s another nice one.

The only appropriate use of this song

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