you guys wanna see the tiniest squid known right now

too bad. look atmy bitch son the pygmy squid

Also instead of “problem behaviour” call it “distressed behaviour” for a more accurate picture of what the person is actually facing

I can’t reblog this enough, I will do it every damn time I see it from now to death.

When someone frames your mental health issues as attention seeking behavior, problem behavior, or any other negatively-coded context, it creates an environment that makes you feel guilty, wrong, and selfish for struggling with things outside of your control. As a result, serious issues are allowed to arise in the absence of support.

Patros. That’s the only word I really caught. It means “father.” Right?

A Man of Few Words

so playing with your blorbos is ok??? but when i, a lord in black--

So saying you want to put your blorbos in an enclosure is okay??? But when I, T’noy Keraxis—

so saying you want to bite your blorbos is okay? but when i, nibblenephim-

so projecting onto your blorbos and making them like you is okay ??? but when I, Pokotho-

so, yelling at your blorbos and wanting to kill them a LOT when they won’t listen is okay? but when I, Wiggog Y’Wrath—

Oh, so rewatching angst compilations of your blorbos is ok? But when I, Bliklotep—

Are you guys ok? Because I, Webby—

so wanting tentacles related things to happen to your blorbos is okay??? But when i, wiggog y'rath

saying “i could just eat you up” to your blorbo is okay? but when i, nibblenephim,

So making up scenarios about your blorbos to cool music is okay? But when I, Pokotho-

So getting excited to see your blorbo's brother is ok?? but when i, T'noy Karaxis—

So staring unblinkingly at your blorbos for hours is okay??? But when I, Bliklotep--

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

If you come in you don’t have to come out

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

I knitted a psychedelic rat for a friend 🐀

[Image description: a knitted rat with a multicoloured body and pale pink inner ears, feet and tail. First image is a view of the front, second image is a view of the side. End ID]

one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

does anyone ever think about dances moving. or just me

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

Integrating the two kinds of CBT by kicking you in the balls whenever you say something bad about yourself