FYI Ben is gender fluid and uses they/them pronouns. Their tiktok is a delight!

New Boothill lore just leaked

brother there are people whose most fervent erotic desire is to polish someone else's boots. genitals are so optional.

"Is darkness equal to daylight? Are sinners equal to the righteous? If you are born weak, which god should you turn to for solace?"

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witness...the will of the weak!

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

furthermore, i add,

OH SHIT TRUE. FUCK YES

HANG ON THERES MORE

FIRST OF ALL HIS EYES ARE THE SAME COLORS AS AHA. BUT ALSO

MATCHING OWL ON THE SIDES?????

and yknow. the fact that his fucking name is Dr. Ratio and he’s always doing the L pose. and aha loves to break the 4th wall for meme shit.

@baeshijima

Hoyoverse PLEASE free him

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

Farewell

"Gal...lag...her...."

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

"If only you could hide me from their gaze..."

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