oh, fig tree!

anybody else enjoy creating their dream home on pinterest on a sunday evening 

Bathing by Hashiguchi Goyo (1915)

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

The Marshall Messenger, Texas, August 2, 1927

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Creep, 2014, dir. Patrick Brice

Annalaura_art

i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged

every tapwater is "drinkable tapwater" if u can attune your system to the resonant frequency of each pernicious metal in the solution

heart tire tracks in my work parking lot

“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

another day another silly creation that nobody can understand the depths of my love for

Some more “what’s in my bag” posts from flickr. We have always been the same…..

doesn’t rhyme, taylor!

this is all real . google it

the asylum where they raised her

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go