switching profession to become a professional jeong egg rater 🥚
bitches be like "i'm the strongest" and then get sealed inside a rubik's cube forever bc they can't get over their ex
WWDITS / BG3 crossover
"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.
To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.
And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool
i want him carnally
the ultimate burger crossover
Tumblr be like:
vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
chainsaw man chapter 116
i just thought this part was really sweet, okay