those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”

Enjoy loves doing this thing where she stands at the foot of my bed and just sits there watching me for 5-10 minute periods

”So I feel like this is the perfect time for a film like this. I feel like the film has become more important and more relevant today, which is a sad thing.” – Oscar Winner Taika Waititi in the Press Room

life imitates art

They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

5/10

they right

fuck valentine’s day!!!!!! fuck those adorable hallmark cards shaped like hearts!!!!! fuck champagne and chocolate and quiet music and fuck wrapping your arms around someone and holding onto them like a life raft and telling them how much they mean to you!!!!!! fuck being around people!!!!!!! fuck love!!!!!! who needs any of that shit annywa y lol valentine’s day i sall a corpo rat e ho  li day desigwnnd t capilskjtse on strihgag lo vke and j lask djskd jfsals djsdlfkajdls afjklkjdf fd

Hallmark took them out

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

Never reblogged something harder in my life

I like my women how I like my comforters

Full/Queen.

vibe

yall pay attention while driving? 😭 i just took a nap going 80 down the highway i let the devil guide me