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Rich, a sad piece of trash ๐Ÿ—‘

@joshua-flipping-washington / joshua-flipping-washington.tumblr.com

|| Edits || || Writing || || Sad Bi trans dude || I'm drawn to character's with sad pasts. I post my own edits and works. In my Good Omens hyperfixation era. I am Multi-fandom. My name is Rich, I'm 26 years old and I'm bisexual. I am actually The Last of Us ( 1&2 ), Star Wars, Life is Strange, Uncharted, Until Dawn, Days Gone, Red Dead Redemption, Resident Evil , Invader Zim, Evil Dead, and Supernatural trash. So if you'd like to talk about anyone one of those things, I am your guy! Of course, I do have many more interests. I'd be happy to talk with you about horror movies, musicals or video games. I love my dog's more than life itself. ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’• I always put others before myself. So, if you are feeling down and need a shoulder to cry on, or a person to use as a human diary. I will be that person. I hate seeing people sad. Especially when there's already so much hate in the world.
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Quick, someone tell my fat ass that I don't need to wear some form of fishnets at MomoCon next year. I'm going to be cosplaying as Aziraphale in May, and I'll be going for 4 days, the entirety of the con. I wanted to do a few variations each day, like I'm going to be buying these beautiful wings so he can have them at least once.

And I'm going to make a sign to carry around, asking if anyone has seen a wily ol' snake of a man, and that he was missed dearly. ( Almost as if he's just lost Crowley in the giant crowd at the convention. )

I've got so many plans for things I want to say, and interactions with other cosplayers I want to have. I will be buying something to give out, perhaps little duckies and sweets!

But to add onto the top bit, my brain was thinking about all the other cosplayers I've seen, wearing fishnets or lingerie. And my brain immediately goes: You should do something like that with Aziraphale.

Tell me that I'm wrong on it, even though I love the thought of him wearing something like that, just not on me.

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Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

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rheill

This has been in my mind since August but I couldn't figure out which character would say it. Then I started a Karlach Origin run and realized: Karlach. Karlach has a face that knows what The Grinch is.

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meanbossart

have you seen this man's kiss in freecam. he just goes for it. he just grabs it two-fisted by the handful anytime anywhere. are you telling me nobody has anything to say about this.

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jimahalangel

I've been completely blindsided by how EXTREMELY Likeable every companion is in Baldur's Gate 3

Whenever I loot a magical item I get excited when it says "Gale can eat this :)" --- like I'm going grocery shopping for his snacks (โ ย โ ๊ˆโ แด—โ ๊ˆโ ) -- and he's not even in my party right now

When Karlach and Astarion banter I stop dead in my tracks to make sure I don't miss what they have to say

I have Shadowheart try on every silly little hat that I find (usually none are better than the witch hat โ—‰โ โ€ฟโ โ—‰ she's my little cleric witch teehee)

I'm always heading back to camp for no reason just to chat with Wyll

La'zael makes me giggle, blush, and kick my feet and I'm not even romancing her in this playthrough :')

Scratch is best boy ever!!!! My two favorite bg3 characters are sweet boys with white hair and sharp teeth, and only Scratch can get headpats

And those are just the characters I've met!!!! I'm legitimately excited to meet Halsin and Withers and everyone else you can bring back to camp.

Found family? In my DnD game? It's more likely than you think!

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Anonymous asked:

Astarion has to stay glued to Tavโ€™s side at camp at night, or else Scratch will swoop in and take his spot on Tavโ€™s bedroll. It dosnโ€™t help that the Owlbear cub is apart of the mix now, and they both make coordinated efforts to get Astarion away from Tav so they get more cuddle time.

The first thing I thought about was Astarion breaking out of his trance only to find that he was kicked off the bedroll by either Scratch or the owlbear cub >XD

Move this to the indoor camp where everyone has a bed and he'll go to Tav's bed only to find them under both animals leaving NO ROOM for him XD Tav may have to remedy this by making a nest of sorts in front of the fireplace and having the four of them settle there, only Astarion isn't going to be able to sit close to Tav once the owlbear cub squeezes between them and loafs.

He's getting cock blocked by the animals no matter what he does XD

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