stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

unpopular opinion: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley isn’t a sex god. He’s probably not had sex more than once or twice in his life. Pairing with his trauma of abuse + being sexually assaulted, man is probably haphephobic

It probably takes him a long time to get comfortable with someone enough to become touchy with them. And for your first time, he probably needs a lot of comfort + breaks because his repressed trauma would be taking a lot out of him mentally and emotionally

im tired of seeing ‘oo big dom daddy ghost’ when soft ghost content is right there and canonically more likely to be accurate

HAPHEPHOBIA MENTIONED??????????? RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

My little (he’s everything BUT little) princess <333

The definitive Sherlock Holmes alignment

3 different uncles at a BBQ

Cool uncle who smells like weed and lives in the woods but the woods are just outside town and he works out at planet fitness

Uncle who you always looked up to until you find out he’s in a cult and is also homophobic but says hes okay with the lifestyle

Moms brother

imma reblog this again because