Anyway I think every class should be able to cast fireball bc it’s a cool spell and fuck balance this blog is for fun.

live up to your blog name and run with the claim that fire magic runs wild through the world, and those with an adventurous spark can harness it

(by casting fireball)

That’s the spirit!

Or mass-produce Wands of Fireballs

Or: you can cast fire ball regardless of class only by consuming someone who can cast it already

Really tho how bored do you have to be to try and shit on a wierd ass unrealistic kink bc its unrealistic 👌 especially to a dead blog

Also there is cettianly a niche for people who like vore with digestion/stomach acid LMAO

hey yall whats the drama in the community now?

There are still people who believe that coke is the superior beverage. Despite my prolonged presence and advertising magic.

There are still people who dislike the orc girlfriend. Despite the combined efforts of the Enlightened and their knowledge magic.

There are still people who dislike vore. Despite my persuasion and open mouth.

There are still people who like vore, despite stomach acid existing.

There are still people that think that liking vore has anything to do with it being realistic to begin with because, you know, you can totally eat another person whole to begin with

hey yall whats the drama in the community now?

There are still people who believe that coke is the superior beverage. Despite my prolonged presence and advertising magic.

There are still people who dislike the orc girlfriend. Despite the combined efforts of the Enlightened and their knowledge magic.

There are still people who dislike vore. Despite my persuasion and open mouth.

excuse me what

the minotaur: heyyy uh minos can we change the sacrifice routine a bit

king minos: what do you mean? are 14 teenagers from athens not enough to satisfy your hunger? have they somehow become unappealing to you?

minotaur: [has a flashback to an athenian youth moaning “oh yes vore me harder yiff daddy” as they’re being eaten]

minotaur: yeah something like that

me, whispering softly at the edge of a forest: hozier, bro, i need your advice for a romantic date with my girlfriend

hozier, appearing out of the mist: oh, take her to an empty field and lie on the ground until you decompose and get eaten by foxes. it’s classic, timeless, 

What’s the mood tonight y'all?

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

@probablybardrpgideas @probablyvorerpgideas

(via probablygradrpgideas)

Hey, y’all

I had an idea that I don’t know if it’s been had before but I wanted to try something! RPG Ideas blogs, if you reblog this I’ll add you to a list, and then I wanna write up a pantheon of gods of which the blogs are the gods and the theme of the blog is their domain.

I’m down

Seems interesting…

GOD OF VORE

Eat the Big Bad Evil Guy.

Eat everyone

a series of those “________ fandom, grab your ____!” posts but instead its with weird fetishes

vore fandom, grab your forks 😍😩😩😂

Hey moose do you accept constructive criticism on your posts?

no