Chaotic Stupid

we just keep naming bugs like this

Wildbow and his fans relationship feels like something wildbow would write

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

whoever came up with dessert was so real. "oh, looks like you just finished an entire meal, would you like to top it off with something sweet and rich?" hell fucking yeah i would

IF YOU'RE TIRED OF HOUSE CATS YOU SHOULD PET A WILD LION!

Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

other people being able to have the same last name as you without you being related is so scary. what if I run into one of them and we have to start a law firm

due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack