back on my bullshit

what do you mean colin ravaged penelope in the carriage with pitbull as orchestral music background, they stopped at bridgerton house and he asked her to marry him but he still does not know she is lady whistledown?????

#alexa play jealous (string quartet version)

Colin could think of a hundred reasons why kissing Penelope Featherington was a very bad idea, the number one being that he actually wanted to kiss her.

He opened his mouth, hoping that a sound would emerge and that it might actually be intelligible speech, but there was nothing, just the sound of breath on his lips.

And then Penelope did the one thing that could break his resolve in an instant. She looked up at him, deeply into his eyes, and uttered one, simple word. "Please."

It made him want her with an intensity that nearly buckled his knees. He looked at her, and somehow he didn't see the woman he'd seen so many times before. She was different. She glowed. She was a siren, a goddess, and he wondered how on earth no one had ever noticed this before.

ROMANCING MISTER BRIDGERTON | Chapter 9

#you know it's serious when they pull that face

and this is when he knew he definitely fucked up cause he lost his nerdy romance loving book Pen trying to convince her (and himself) to be like others and she is no longer her nerdy self with him BUT WITH ANOTHER MAN WHO WASNT AFRAID TO BE DIFFERENT 😭😭😭

Violet: Hey maybe you should talk to Penelope if you think you might like her because she might be getting engaged

Colin on literally the same night: Mother I broke up their proposal, fingered Penelope outside the house and now we are to be married

Violet probably:

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

This is exactly how I picture them after colin and pen married 😂

BRIDGERTON 2.05 An Unthinkable Fate

OH FUCK!!

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Imagine you’re friends with someone who hosts a really popular internet game show, and he invites you on a couple of times and you gain a reputation for winning that gameshow. Then, he sets up a show where the whole point of it is that you cannot win the game, just to break your streak of the whole thing. Your trust breaks just a little bit.

Next time, he asks you to put on a mic pack for another episode of the game show, turns out it’s a heart rate monitor for another episode where you have to sit there and be almost tortured as you attempt to keep yourself calm. Your trust is devolving.

Next time, you come on the show, he tells you to go and wait in the green room and locks you in there, he’s a recording on the screen because he’s locked in the bathroom, he’s been there the whole time, you’re forced to do an escape room to go to work. You don’t know if you can trust him anymore.

Next time, you go on the show, you play bingo, you don’t trust him, something’s wrong, he’s been manipulating players to manipulate players into manipulating players. There was no way for you to win this one, not really.

You are a mouse trapped in a maze

You are a performing monkey at the circus

You are the most popular person on TikTok despite not having a tiktok

You are Brennan Lee Mulligan and this is your life. Sam is your boss, your chief scientist and ringmaster. You will never escape.

game changer, season 1: three men in their thirties make animal impressions

game changer, season 6: three improv artists are plunged into a hell dimension ruled by a chaos demon who has personally customised the stage to psychologically torture them in ways never seen before

I’d watch that