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this is objectively one of the worst opinions on history i’ve ever read thank you grimes.

we need to disregard absolutely all historical accuracy and make history into a marketable fandom to sell more alexander the great plushies #profit!!!!!!

Absolutely nothing terrible has happened in mankind's existence because a badly remembered and mostly imagined history was taught

Everyone will have forgotten the "sorry we XYZ your boyfriend" meme by the time I think of a good one

Sorry we completely forgot about your boyfriend. Yeah he was deemed obsolete in internet-time by the time we remembered he was with us. Yeah now he's gonna be deemed cringe by younger people- yeah because. Because hes a dead meme now I'm so sorry

*walks out of a character's main tag covered in blood*

characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it

characters who are inauthentic even to themselves. characters who cannot allow the mask to slip. characters who struggle to have an identity past what they project out to the world.

i didnt know shipping the founding fathers was a thing

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

Claudius is NOT my stepdad!!!

Claudius is NOT the dad that stepped up!!!!!

Claudius stepped ON my dad AND my birthright!!!!

fanart companion to "he would not fucking say that." he does not fucking look like that

*talks about historical figures like i know them personally*

become a vicious assassin of reputations

i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it

you see whenever i dont understand someone's sexuality or gender or pronouns or whatever i go "ohwell this has nothing to do w me!" and move on w my day

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