no offense but this is the funniest thing that happened in 2015
I’M CRYING
“Yes Stan”
This gets funnier every time I see it
my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.
“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”
okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”.
free yourself. try a pixie cut.
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
so louis greatly helps an injured couple, who were stranded in vietnam during a backpacking trip, get the medical treatment they need in the uk and nobody really hears about it? typical
the fact that we KNOW harry thumbs the tip when he jerks off fucking destroys me.
does this mean he gets rly wet. does he do it bc he likes it when it gets a little TOO MUCH and oversensitive. will i ever recover.
i’m fucking done
@hingostyles @smut-reading-mum I don’t know how to deal with this 💦💦💦
Faaaaaaaaaaaak yes!! 👅👅
I’m ready.
Well stunts are a 1D specialty so.
its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore
can we talk about the significance of harry’s event bracelets & how he purposely keeps them on FOREVER even after the event is over?
EXHIBIT A: leeds festival with louis in august of 2011
and then harry kept the DAMN BRACELET ON FOR PRACTICALLY OVER HALF A YEAR
EXHIBIT B: jay’s wedding, in which harry greeted all of louis’ relatives. how great.
it’s not like harry wanted to be there. it’s just his platonic pal arch-enemy’s mom’s wedding. his attendance at the wedding was all for show. it obviously meant nothing to him.
…yet he kept his wedding bracelet on forever?!
to the point where he got a damn wedding bracelet tan. why didn’t you just take it off after you left the damn ceremony.
and after it wore out he even tied it to his bag. who does that. WHO DOES THAT
CONCLUSION: harry styles is very extra when it comes to any event that is connected to his husband louis tomlinson. as long as it’s special to his husband, it’s special to him, and he doesn’t care if the entire world knows it. as long as there is a smile on louis’ face when he sees that harry still has that wedding bracelet on, harry will keep that damn thing until it falls into the deep pits of tartarus. (even until then, he will dive in & risk his life just to salvage this piece of cheap flimsy fabric.)
I’ve decided to upload my Louis own font for free. Here.
You install it by:
- Windows: opening your ‘Fonts’ folder and dragging it there. Your fonts window is in your Control Panel. Nothing else needed. It’ll be functioning after you drag it there.
- Mac: double click the font, fontbook will open a preview, click install at the bottom.
Why am I uploading mine? Because the one that’s circulating is taken from this website. As far as I can tell (I didn’t check the whole font). It’s all the letters except the G, which was taken from the Girl Almighty tattoo.
That font is ‘officially’ Louis’s, but it’s heavily edited to be clear and fit in posters. It’s not what his normal handwriting looks like.
For comparison purposes. The font circulating:
The website font:
Louis’s ACTUAL handwriting:
my font:
I took the symbols and a few stray letters off that website (the Qs and I don’t know, a few more, probably) because he had never written those letters in notes that I could find. But everything else I took it from HIS ACTUAL HANDWRITING. As he wrote it on paper, with NO edition at all. Obviously I can’t get them to loop like his do, but this is as close as you’re gonna get.
Thank you to everyone that’s been messaging me, I’ve got a ton of offers of help with my situation so I’m going to give it for free. This wasn’t about profit, this was about you having something precious ♥.
When Claudia wakes up I’m gonna talk to her about finishing Harry’s, but this is how his lowercase looks like (before vectorising):
i say idk alot but trust me
i be knowin
Styles.
me: *wraps louis in several soft blankets* *hands him to harry* stay.
Celebrating International Women’s Day
ELEANOR DEFENDING SOPHIA’S HONOUR AS HER FORMER BOYFRIEND IS DATING THE EX WIFE OF THE GUY NIALL WENT TRAINING WITH. THIS IS A REAL SENTENCE
ELEANOR DEFENDING SOPHIA’S HONOUR AND CALLING OUT A DUDE WHO ONCE MADE A VIDEO ABOUT HIS ALLEGED TAXI RIDE WITH ELEANOR WHERE HE CLAIMED SHE TOLD HIM TONS ABOUT HER INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH LOUIS
Now also brought us such gems as:
Written by then Now editor DAN WOOTTON:
Some ‘1D fans’ have even created fan fiction about it called ‘Larry Stylinson’!
‘I know,’ Louis tells Now’s Dan Wootton
‘But a lot of them are so wrapped up in the conspiracy.
‘Let me tell you now, they’ll find a way to put some twist on this interview.’
Louis, who is dating 20-year-old student Eleanor Calder, admits this upsets him.
‘I think it’s pretty obvious when you see me and Eleanor together that it’s real,’ he says.
‘Think of the amount of time I spend with her. It’s crazy that I even have to say it’s genuine.
‘The truth is, these people aren’t our real fans.
‘That’s the way I like to look at it.’
Just because we don’t believe that Louis and Harry are an item doesn’t mean we’re homophobic. That’s an absurd claim.
I know this will only anger Larry devotees more, but I really think they should get over their obsession.
Louis has said himself that he’s happy with his stunning girl and that the stories about him and Harry are ‘the biggest load of bullsh*t’.
Why do people who claim they care about 1D want to call the boys and their families liars? It’ll only lead them to reveal even less about their personal lives.
Louis and Harry are such lovely lads and have always been friendly and open when we’ve interviewed them. They’re more than happy to talk about their lives over a cup of tea.
me: come over harry: I can’t me: my dad is home harry: