not to keep making the same post but hi I’m Johnny and im a trans disabled jew in a tr*mp supporter household. I don’t have a job and I can’t drive, and I have reason to suspect I might be in some level of danger with everything that’s going on right now.

But right now an issue for me is that I need about $600 to buy tech for my hearing aid. The equipment is $575 but shipping is about another 30 or so dollars, I don’t know about tax. Insurance won’t cover it because it’s not directly related to my actual hearing aid, it’s just an “accessory.”

I could buy it right now but it would completely drain my bank account, and I’d prefer to still have some money left after such a big purchase. Pic of the equipment I’ll be buying— a wireless miniature mic that streams to my hearing device, and a remote control for volume, processor settings, and other wireless connection. I don’t know if the chargers for each are included in the bundle, but if they’re not then I’ll have to buy those too.

There’s really no deadline I have to get it by, but I’d really like to get it soon.

I’m taking commissions, I have a redbubble, and I have a ko-fi set up for donations and art requests starting at $3.

I’d appreciate if folks would please reblog this. Tumblr suppresses posts with links unless it has a certain number of reblogs. Art & drawing is my only means of making money right now, I rely entirely on this as a source of income, so sharing this post helps me so so much.

I’m tagging this with a bunch of fandoms I’ve made art for, if you’re looking in the tags and see this, please reblog it to help out a fellow fan in need!

Thanks in advance.

I still need about $400, I’m almost there! Thank you so so much to everyone who’s been helping with reblogs and donations, it means a lot to me 💖 please keep reblogging so I can reach my goal!

$300 left! Halfway there!!

I only need $187 now please keep sharing this!!! Remember I’ve got commissions and a redbubble too!!

If 9 people gave me $20 each I’d have enough to get what I need now! This post has slowed down on reblogs so please keep sharing, I’m so close!

Honestly, I really side-eye people who say shit like, “I hate all hetero romances. If a guy and girl kiss, I totally lose all investment.”

Male-female pairings are not all the same and I’m kind of sick of people acting like they are. Similarly, I’m sick of people forgetting that there are LGBT+ people in male-female relationships.

I see white LGBT+ people say shit like this about positive male-female relationships between POC and I legit GROAN.

I saw someone say the relationship in If Beale Street Could Talk didn’t interest them because it was “hetero nonsense” as if young, poor black couples dealing with unjust incarceration regularly get positive, healthy representation.

If you’re tired of love stories focusing on relationships between traditionally attractive, able bodied, neurotypical, white, cishet people–especially when they’re void of chemistry and commonality and abusive but pushed as ideal (see: The Notebook)–then, I totally get it. I am, too.

But if you disparage a positive, healthy love story that features marginalized people because it’s between a man and a woman, your grasp of things like representation and intersectionality is likely weak.

I know it’s tempting to write off 2021 as another shit year given the events of this week, but that’d be sort of like attributing your morning diarrhea to the toast you had for breakfast instead of to the fact that you ate a nachos bell grande and three gorditas at 11pm last night.

This is still 2020. We’ll be feeling these aftershocks for a little while. Don’t let it make you lose hope for an entire new year. 

“Just a boy and his porcupine“ 

(Source)

a pet is an important part of a child’s life and development

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get

friends, to enemies, to lovers. sounds like the kind of angsty crap i would get involved with

So I’ve kept mostly quiet about this on tumblr (mostly because my main audience is on tiktok) 

But I designed a 3 part cover set up for anyone wishing to print/bind All the Young Dudes for their own.

So yes, this is entirely free for you to use as long as you do not erase the watermark and you can find further resources on it here in the Gdrive link. 

This was such a fun project and SUCH a privilege to have so many people supporting me in this! 

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

yall r missing the BEST one

I might have just found myself a new idol

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

I wanna be this dude when I grow up

Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide one’s beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.

Reblogging this again cause it’s so cool

Rosenberg Loses It On Police Officer Over Alton Sterling Killing #BlackLivesMatter #AltonSterling

Show this to all your “#NotAllCops” friends.

This is why ALL police are garbage. Yes your daddy too.

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent. 

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked “how allergic are you to nuts?”

My friend says, “obviously not enough if she’s bi.” the class lost it.

Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it

I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind 

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

When they say ‘slight exaggerated’ they aren’t kidding. Here, just look to see that these are real honest to god places:

Yeah. That shit’s all REAL. You guys think the video’s amazing, check out the real deal.

I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE DID THIS POST 

This is so beautiful, it brought tears to me eyes! I heard about this advertisement while I was at NWC, but I forgot to look it up. So lovely!

…..I apparently NEED TO GO VISIT–

I thought this was for the Netherlands. America is so pretty.

@alienrobotcat @nerdyandexhausted

she’s beauty she’s grace her passport’s just a face

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

I got a $15 off referral code on DoorDash

Get yourself a milkshake

http://drd.sh/notXTw/

You can have it

You guys don’t realize. It’s like unlimited. So click the link and order lunch or something

Sweet. I just got some shakes and a cherry limeade. Thanks!

You is welcome :3

Thanks! If they ever get around to delivering in my area, I’ve got that banked, which is awesome! Thank you!

I bought myself cake.

Was it great. I bet it was great

You my friend…have just made a broke college student VERY happy

I try my love.

We need more people like you @badsciencejokes

There’s still plenty left

It’s only $7 now but hey it’s all good

Oh, now if you click here you get $100 off all delivery fees. So that’s a fricken deal.

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

These are my people.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt     DING

Hasan Minhaj testifying before Congress over the Student Loan Debt crisis

+ bonus:

Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server. Prepare to dine.”

Instead of “large,” you get an item of unusual size.

People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

The kitchen door says “Brute Squad.”

When servers bring drinks to your table, they casually mention one of them might have iocane powder in it.

On certain nights, you can engage the bartender in a battle of wits. If you win, you get a free drink. Beware - the bartender is a Sicilian.

If you can recite Westley’s “To The Pain” speech or Vizzini’s part from “Battle of Wits” from memory, you get 10% off.

The dessert menu is called The Gate Key. The servers all say there is no gate key. If you respond with “Fezzik, tear their arms off,” they’ll produce it with a reply of “Oh you means THIS gate key.”

@itsybitsytardis YOURE WELCOME

I’d always have 10% off because I CAN recite Vizzini’s line from the battle of wits!

I’d always have 10% off because I know how to come in a wheelbarrow.

this post had me at “prepare to dine”.

ROUS burgers

When the server brings the bill…

Instead of “well done” and “rare” the steaks are “dead” and “only mostly dead”