Crowley is responsible for Ikea

*Crowley in Hell in 1943*

Crowley: So the idea is to make this massive super center where people can buy everything and anything for their home at unreasonably low prices...

Ligur: That doesn't sound very evil...

Crowley: EXACTLY! Too good to be true, right? Until you get there. Then you're shuffled through this endless maze of choices and ideas and inspiration for all of your decorating needs. You end up spending hours there, drudging from show room to show room.

Ligur: I still fail to see what about that...

Crowley: Are you kidding me?!? Husbands and wives arguing over which dining room set best matches their living room. Kids crying for cheap toys that mum and dad keep saying 'no' to. GIANT shopping bags that allow for a bunch of the tiny household and office appliances you didn't know you needed, but they're oh so cheap!!! Everyone leaves frustrated, compromised, and broke! I'm effectively turning their freedom of choice against them! And the best part? Once they've endured all of that... They have to go home and build the furniture themselves, spending even more hours decoded the instructions and diagrams!

Hastur: But if people are going to get so frustrated and angry, then why won't they just leave?

Crowley: They can't! I purposely influenced the chief architect to create a pathway that they are literally herded though like cattle! They can't leave until they walk all the way through!

Beelzebub: But why would people go there if they know it's going to take them hours to shop?

Crowley: I'm actually quite proud of this bit; we put a resturaunt right in the middle! Swedish food, Swedish dishes, and desserts so rich that the children are wound back up and bouncing off the walls for the rest of the trek! They break things, demand for more toys, and frustrate their parents even more!

Hastur: Why Swedish?

Crowley: Why not?

Hastur:

Ligur:

Beelzebub:

Crowley: Can I get a våhoo?

Velvet Underground - I'll Be Your Mirror 

[ Reflect what you are, in case you don't know

I'll be the wind,  the rain and the sunset.. ]

I worked while listening to this song.

Mondays are for small watercolours, rubbish masking tape and WIPs 💙

You may have noticed I’m really late in posting today’s prompt (doubt). It’s because I drew it in ink last night but it wasn’t soft enough for the expression. I got up this morning, hating it with a passion, then cracked out my smudger and went at it. I could spend hours more on it but I gotta move on!

Don’t you ever leave me

Oh this gorgeous demon... ♥️

Finally! Yay! Omg I loved to do it ♥️ it was really fun! Also... Omg this dress is beautiful indeed ♥️ Thank you, Melody, for the idea. Also, this group is awesome! Give it a try ♥️!

Insta:

psa to tv writers: despite what you seem to think, people actually like seeing domestic, committed, in-love couples in stable and healthy long-term relationships 

goob omens

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Ranks And Wars Of Heaven And Hell Part 1

Here we have the all powerful Heaven, with their order and ranks of Quartermaster, platoons, principality-

They have uniforms and helmets and gear even!!

What does Hell have you ask?

No such order, no uniforms, no gear

What they DO have Heaven lacks?

Their Lord amongst them, war dressed, honors and rank showing telling Dagon to rouse them, get them ready

What do we not see in Heaven, (maybe else where but for this lets put them not there) FOR their troops, Leaders (aside Zira who even bails)

Hell has no Satan with them but amongst their very ranks is their LORD, they have no weapons either, just themselves, ready to go to battle as is like their underlings, not sitting pretty and watching

As Dagon says they fought in the Glorious Revolution together and lost, (Beelzebub was one of those who STARTED this Revolution I believe) thus even back then, they fought with their side-We hear nothing on Heavens end on this matter

Sure we have the Archangels but we don t SEE them like we see Beelzebub and Dagon here!

Heaven has the equipment but Hell has the literal DRIVE, being reminded though before they had lost, this time their strong, smarter, tougher

Basically Heaven lacks Dagon, which means their adorableness factor is too low.

If the world was ending you’d come over, right?

…right?

Art trade with @ish7ar because they (like their art) are incredible 😭

Character Study Collection — Aziraphale 231/∞