So many ships, so little time

hand slipped

something i can appreciate about the witcher is that the world of it is authentically grimy. Geralt is always streaked with viscera. Jaskier's hair is always greasy. Villages are always muddy. Even the elves are fucking filthy. Everyone except Yennefer who is serving medieval fantasy cunt 24x7

she made a lil joke :)

"That's what friends do. They come back."

the witcher + text posts:

radskier edition (part 3)

i found another redraw

Ceramic Little Wizards Frog // Gnomalent

sometimes I get the vibe that people in the fandom don’t really understand the significance of what happened to Witchers and Witcher Schools

the fall of Kaer Morhen was a pogrom - a large scale violence/destruction, aimed to displace or kill a specific minority group, by the greater collective (this differs from a genocide, which is more systematic and involves more state/government/official involvement)

anti-Witcher rhetoric cumulated into a very specific type of violence; they were specifically trying to wipe out all Witchers in that region, permanently. I think this is really underexplored sometimes in terms of a) long term effects on the survivors and b) the loss Witchers suffered that wasn’t only lives (oral and spoken history, written history, culture, ability to perform traditions, etc)

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

That it was foreshadowed all along.

Geralt: Oh roach, I screwed up my friendship with jaskier, I sent him away. Why do I ruin everything I touch?

Roach: You self sabatoge because it allows you to predict the outcome of events. It gives you a false illusion of control over your destiny. Furthermore you are afraid that allowing the colorful foal to love you will make you happy and you don't know how to handle that because you are so emotionally constipated that youre a literal shit head

Geralt: 0.0

Roach: I mean... *neigh*

heckin' WINGS 👼🏻✨

okay but i'm CACKLING imagining an au of bartender geralt and performer jaskier, where jaskier goes up to the bar between sets and just tries to order THE filthiest drink he can think of

jaskier, leaning against the bar, doing his best seductive eyes: "i'll take a pornstar martini, extra pornstar" *wink*

geralt: *maintains eye contact the entire time he makes him a shirley temple*

Coffee shop AU:

Jaskier: I’ll take something as dark as my soul.

Barista Geralt: One white chocolate mocha with extra sprinkles, coming right up.