Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

you have to make it homoerotic and weird

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

the coolest people are actually weird and fucked up and strange and peculiar and they just dont care. the coolest people are actually lame as hell and they rock it. this is what ive learned

the coolest people are cringe and free

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

running errands like kurt vonnegut

⬆️ like so

if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now's about the time to take it out of the freezer

date night at the tavern

Funny how a little beef between drake and kendrick and suddenly it’s all anyone is talking about and so everyone has just forgotten that young thug is currently in possession of an ancient staff of unknown power

dogcoded characters where they're loyal because everything else has been taken from them and they're desperately clinging onto any sense of purpose or meaning they can grasp. dogcoded because they're willingly made into a pet doing tricks for the ones that own them and they're aware of it all and embrace it. dogcoded where they could be sent to the shelter at any time but feels like they never will, because they're a big strong dog who attacks just right, hurts the right people, and doesn't recoil when they're pet or punished. dogcoded where they obey because if they don't the world is dark and cold and empty. dogcoded where they're trained to move on command, to sniff out downfalls and cracks in strength and manipulate them with their nails, all for the ones they heel to. when will i stop talking

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies