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Your local Fairy God Associate

@katthedemonslayer / katthedemonslayer.tumblr.com

I listen to too many podcasts and I'm behind on ✨️ all of them ✨️
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Hi, I’m Kat, 28yo. my DM’s are pretty much always open. Send me pics of your animals! Or things that make you happy! Or just in general talk to me! I’m not always the best at replying, but I love making friends! Just don’t be gross/don’t be an asshole and we won’t have a problem lol

I’m on Twitter @/DoubleDKitty even though I’m hardly ever on it. If you want my snapchat, my n/sfw account, or my discord, you can DM me for the usernames. Obviously, you must be 18+ for the n/sfw account info. Please don’t ask on anon and preferably I would like to have talked to you a bit first before I give them out. Since it keeps getting asked - I do not sell nudes.

Unfollow me immediately if you’re a terf/radfem/gender critical, if you support Israel, are anti-BLM, are anti-abortion, I think you’re an asshole

This post will probably get updated as I think of more things to say

#re: asking for snap/nsft/discord - please don't dm me just for the sake of getting them#like. i give those to friends if they ask#that's what i mean by talk to me first#if i think you're just talking to me for those it makes me feel icky so like. don't??#*i changed my mind on the discord thing#you can dm me for discord info if you want it#if you send me gross shit tho i will block you no hesitation
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ubiquitous26
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hyrude

i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

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hyrude

i wish graham could google. maybe he’d google “human skin thickness? humans skin cut bite? humans red line arm leg? how hard bite humans? human pain tolerance? human vs kittens safe play” and then he would say mads im so sorry i didnt realize that humans are prone to injury from skin punctures. we should engage in remote play through means of toys as you were suggesting

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moth-gurl
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orcboxer

hot things to say during sex

  • cursed to put my hands on everything
  • hells. something just woke up down here
  • shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
  • all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have
  • these boots have seen everything
  • ALL IS ASH AND MEAT
  • no one back home will ever believe this
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moth-gurl
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normal-thoughts-official

you hate it when wyll calls himself "the blade" because you think it's cringe to talk about yourself in third person. i hate it when wyll calls himself "the blade" because i want him to stop thinking of himself as a hero-object and start seeing the value in wyll ravengard. we are not the same

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moth-gurl
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maxknightley

my theory is that sam reich and travis mcelroy were originally the same guy but got split into good and evil halves, respectively, by some kind of wizard's curse or supervillain's laser

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