wow
you know what I Love how some things about shinee sound like absolute shitposts but they are not (really) made up - examples:
- key dropping his fake boob and giving it to a fan as a gift
- obama giving shinee a shoutout and mentioning that they like in-n-out burger
- minho bursting through the door, grabbing taem’s titty and saying some variant of “what’s up fucker” as a greeting
- jinki screaming for 40 seconds
- jonghyun screaming for 15
- jonghyun swallowing comme des down just. putting key’s dog whole in his mouth
- chant “lee taemin” 3 times before an exam, to help your faves perform well on charts and for good luck in general
- taem’s eyebrows missing since 2012
- woof woof but consider: literal fursonas
an anon asked for links so here they are (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) + a few other things (thanks to @chlexcer for mentioning some of these!) :
- taemin: i’m an innocent boy / jonghyun: *chokes* / key: watch out babe
- key’s bdsm-themed performance at tokyo dome
- SHINYAN
- jonghyun naruto running into a piece of cake the size of taemin’s arm
- taemin’s gay dogs
- the gun meme but it’s taemin. this doesn’t even need links you know what I’m talking about
- all of em making fun of jjong’s ripped pants then, minutes later, minho ripping his own and literally I mean LITERALLY rolling off the stage
- porn star hitomi tanaka wishing jonghyun happy birthday
- “can i pick it up with chopsticks?” - cupcakke to jonghyun (nsfw)
- this gif
Its been a while since I made my last one so I thought why not? This isn’t for any follower goal or anything but just to show my appreciation for all these amazing blogs who make it worthwhile for me to be on tumblr, I love and appreciate everyone of you! 😘😊
[dlstmxkakwldrl] 오예
[trans][dlstmxkakwldrl] oh yeah
anonymous asked jonghyun + everybody
new year’s eve moodboard
i actually achieved what i set out to do at the beginning of 2016 and im so proud of myself for once.
happy new year all~
OT5 ♡ c u t e n e s s overload
“how come you’re single?”
here is a compilation of minho laughing bc i hope that’s what he’s doing now for his birthday
Hi! This is the anon from the other day who asked about streaming Jjong's solo concerts. Just letting you know that i'll be video streaming all three of them live on periscope at this account starting saturday kst. periscope(.)tv/jongistic/ ^ ^