Why do I find this so funny What the hell is wrong with me

“alec could be bi”

 "alec is still in love with jace”

“alec and magnus are gross”

“i’m not a homophobe for shipping alec/female”

I need new tracob content or I will implode

an au where harry is a guest at nick’s show and they do the heart monitor challenge when nick’s colleague louis tomlinson enters the room to ask someone about something and now everyone knows that harry styles has huge crush on the cute radio host

This game is going pretty much fine, thank you very much, despite Lou and Harry choosing the weirdest triggers. So far, Nick’s shown him a picture of kale (that inside joke can’t die soon enough, if you’ll ask him), then a bag of money, chelsea boots, Christopher Nolan. He’s managed to embarrass himself only once, when Nick smirked and pulled up a picture of a shirtless Ryan Gosling and his treacherous heartbeat peaked for a few seconds. In his defence, it was Ryan Gosling and nearly everyone in the room knows that he’s rambled, before, about snogging him in the rain after too much wine - just once or twice. So, he considers that a win. He’s also almost flatlined with a Victoria’s Secret model, which he can now counts in his Top 10 Gayest Moments of his life. So, he can say that this game is going pretty well.

Then, just as Nick is showing him a picture of organic guacamole, someone enters the room. He’s wearing tight black jeans and a white t-shirt, and he’s whispering something in someone’s ear, whatever that is, and oh, my God, that’s Louis. That’s Louis Tomlinson, Nick’s new colleague. That’s the guy Harry’s been silently crushing on since he saw him for the first time, during another interview, a few months ago. And holy shit, those are the tightest black jeans he could’ve worn.

And the heart machine beeps.

And beeps again.

Nick goes, “Harry, 73—78– 85–”

Oh no.

Oh no.

This is the most mortifying moment of his fucking life.

Louis turns to look at him, his blue eyes staring straight at his.

He can hear Jeff - Jeff, who knows, who knows, the bastard, he was there when Harry was sober and rambled about the Radio 1 employee with the nice eyelashes - whisper, “It’s not guacamole he’s hot for,” and he hopes the mic hasn’t picked that up. But everyone else in the room seems to be coming to the same realisation, and Nick grins, a smile that says I’m going to make your life hell for the next 10 minutes.

“Well, ladies and gents,” Nick says, rather gleefully, “we’ve found out that Harry’s heartbeat rises when he sees something he’d like to eat.”

my favorite part tho is when nick said “she’s very nice looking” about the model and harry just blankly stared at him before saying “uh, im sure she’s a nice person” again lmfaofhfbk

That character you absolutely hate finally dying or gets completely screwed over

Someone: *brings up a ship involving Alec with anyone other than Magnus* Matthew Daddario:

Matthew Daddario on whether Alec is more of a flower or cologne man (via magnusbaene)

honestly the best headcanon is magnus being all casual and acting normal while alec is literally dying over how perfect he is like magnus talking about how his day went while alec is kissing his neck and wheezing cause his boyfriend is so freaking beautiful and totally moving down his arm to kiss each finger on both of his hands while magnus grumbles how stupid this particular client was and alec is like HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE DYING or magnus wearing a new outfit and pouring alec a drink and KNOWING he looks good but not saying anything while alec is on the couch clutching his heart and is like ugosnwhsksjslkw and magnus is like “so how are you?” with a little smirk and alec is like ARE YOU SERIOUS

Matthew Daddario about his favourite ship (via magnusbaene)

// I can’t get over you //

Human-Shaped “Pool” Lies in a Field, Reflecting the Ever-Changing Sky

Matthew Daddario insisting that no other ship is as good as malec, that malec is the only one to matter, that every malec scene is better than any other ships’ scene gives me life.

The look of either disgust or full offence on his face when anyone so much as implies- or if their username implies lol- that Alec should be with anyone other than Magnus makes me immortal tbh.

So Dom was born with blue eyes and had that brown section grow over the course of about 20 years. Interesting. [x]