I'm dying help

Me after eating half of a footlong

Knuckles has a really great relationship with his sister.

Feminist Knuckles is such a great gag, Sonic boom was worth it for that alone. 

drawing phineas and ferb as pairs of siblings from more dramatic shows is the height of comedy to me

I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up

I love when my cat meows at me and I can see her little teeths cause she looks like this

My cat is being oh so meanies to me but I can't take her seriously because everytime she opens her mouth to yell at me she becomes a stapler remover

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

Explaining to all companies that the three requirements for me to use a social media with any frequency are:

You may call me boomer or whatever but if a social media doesn’t have bare minimum these three things then I will never use it ever. I won’t even make an account. You can suck at everything else but these are non-negotiable. The fact that they are anathema to profitability does not matter to me. If you cannot provide me these three things then I will simply not use any social media at all.

Do you think a regal and mischievous owl could be friendis forevers

Threatening Storm, Me, Pen and Ink, 2021

I always get a lot of comments about the 2-key pony keyboard. I wanted to explain how I think they could work. I've been told there is an input device called orbiTouch which works on the same principle.

Famous Ferns - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#d0d8b2 #b3b547 #397e47 #353420

"A DETOUR ON THE BATTLESHIP"

Art & Story By @meatmanuel

my piece from chrysalis transformation mob

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

he also ate some kind of stick