my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
When I was a kid my grandma used to have to change the channel when there was an m&ms commercial because the green one made my grandpa not be able to breathe right and he’d choke on his spit
LOL even as a child I always knew the cunt she served was lethal
yes i am an academic & hate academia
yes we exist
no one likes academia, people just want to study moss or teach the youth about the history of illuminated manuscripts but the only way to get paid for it is to deal with a bunch of red tape and administrative paperwork bullshit. why do you think every professor is a lunatic
howl’s moving castle (2004)
Nintendo has now discontinued the popular Nintendo 3DS system. The Japanese website says “out of production” on each Nintendo 3DS product page. The North American Nintendo website has erased all mention of the system. It seems that Nintendo is now completely focussed on Nintendo Switch . Source
🍅👅 💦 if u know what I mean 😩😩😩😩
Thought I forgot about this whole thing on this site but here I am
you don't need to live in the boxes others put you in. you do not owe anyone the ability to maintain their idea of you, especially if it's holding you back.
I am not the same person I was 1 movie ago
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studio ghibli meme: 1/10 films
↪my neighbor totoro
when people ask me what i want to do with my life i'm like. i wanna wear an ugly expensive coat to go grocery shopping at lidl... and uhh take a bath with someone who loves me... write a children's book that my lover illustrates.... be an extra in an a24 movie starring robert pattinson... be kissed on the eyelids.... blow on a spoonful of soup before eating it... own a pair of shiny patent leather loafers... thanks so much <3
Mario Cart stats
does anyone else feel extremely mediocre and talentless it’s like you’re okay at some stuff but not good enough to ever truly succeed or make it into a career, not naturally gifted at anything nor motivated enough, and will never be recognised or special or exceptional in any way to anyone
